vovat | My tweets

Wed, 13:57: I'm Sorry We're Joining the Stats http://wp.me/pUiPY-ol
Wed, 14:31: Video: Amanda Palmer covers St. Vincent’s “Marry Me,” with Reggie Watts beatboxing http://tumblr.com/xpy2wmf0ba
Wed, 14:48: RT @juliasegal: Does Will.i.am have a last name? I'm hoping it's "Such.a.dork".
Wed, 20:10: Why do coolers smell so funky even when there's nothing in them yet?
Wed, 20:15: RT @FrankConniff: Republican policies of dismantling medicare and destroying unions are a far bigger obscenity than Weiner's X-rated pics.
Wed, 20:18: I wouldn't trust a cloud for storage. They have a habit of precipitating at the most inopportune times?
Wed, 20:24: "Poor old Johnny Ray, hjgdsagjk radio, hnur nur nur nur nur nur nur, too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-ra-ay!" #comeoneileenlyrics
Wed, 20:26: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1949, George Orwell's 1984 was first published. It was a work of fiction when it was published, but is now cons ...
Wed, 20:27: RT @gregstees: Be warned; a French kiss can easily lead to a Sacrebleu job.
Wed, 20:28: RT @almightygod: Sometimes the infinitely loving and merciful thing to do is to murder all humans except 8 people.

Wed, 20:29: RT @StephenAtHome: Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. The gift receipt is usually taped to a hoof.
Wed, 20:31: Isn't trying to force your "family values" on everyone else like trying to make everyone love Oz books? I think I just found my platform!
Wed, 20:32: RT @JoeMande: Your hateful, dishonest network? RT @foxandfriends: 1 in 5 Americans think Obama is a Muslim. What accounts for this bizar ...
Wed, 22:22: Remember when everybody thought "iPad" sounded like a feminine hygiene product? I miss those days.
Wed, 22:24: We as a society have grown too tolerant of stupid product names!
Thu, 08:34: A character who appeared in my dream was named Sergeant Hudson Joe Perry. I think he was a human-sized toy soldier.

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