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Thu, 13:52: Day 28 - Do you wish for anything at 11:11? If so, what do you wish for? - Honestly, I didn’t even know that... http://tumblr.com/xpy2ayhnkz
Thu, 14:23: How to Lick a Lubbock http://wp.me/pUiPY-ls
Thu, 14:31: Why do I keep getting such crappy work hours?
Thu, 17:45: Hey, @ScottMcCaughey5, what were you smoking when you came up with "Trek to Stupidity"?
Thu, 17:45: RT @tomtomorrow: Why is "Royal Wedding" promoted? Was somebody afraid there wouldn't be enough people talking about it otherwise?
Thu, 17:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1948, Terry Pratchett was born. Before 1983, his "Discworld" books took place on "8-Trackworld."
Thu, 20:28: RT @robbyanderson: Jesus wasn't born in America, yet you don't see Republicans trying to keep him out of government.
Thu, 20:31: Dick Les #terriblepornstarnames
Thu, 20:31: RT @michaelianblack: In Shakespeare, most royal marriages end in massacres. #justsaying #fingerscrossed
Thu, 20:36: RT @kattmoff: Crab Rangoon is my favorite Thai Food villain.

Fri, 00:31: My girlfriend wants to be a veterinarian when she grows … — A vet, unless she's planning on growing up a whole lot. http://4ms.me/kUjFqy
Fri, 00:33: why are most toasters white? — They still haven't had a civil rights movement. http://4ms.me/kCBV3w
Fri, 00:39: Can you name one word that's been abused too much? — "Random." It's not that I have anything against the word its… http://4ms.me/kMhRyx
Fri, 00:40: Do you tend to offend people? are you easily offended? — Yes to both. Which I realize is unfair on my part, so I'… http://4ms.me/ks4eNR
Fri, 00:41: If I drive my car off a cliff, will it grow wings and fly like in the movies? — Only if you have the LX model. http://4ms.me/jBYFmJ
Fri, 02:43: cocobijoulala: I used to do that in my college days, but it sometimes got to the point where swinging made... http://tumblr.com/xpy2b9wvv2

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