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• 00:14 Audio: 30 Day Music Meme Day 16. A song that you used to love but now hate They Might Be Giants - Older Okay,... tumblr.com/xpybz5qzp #
• 00:26 @Clamanity Yeah, apparently they're giving him a new TV show. What the hell? #
• 00:30 @OfficialKat What about Barney? #
• 00:32 Katy Perry wants Rihanna to strip at her bachelorette party. Hasn't that poor woman been through enough already? #
• 08:17 When Tony Hayward said he wanted his life back, he meant that literally. He's undead! #
• 08:19 @kidicarus222 I guess the difference is that, in the former, she doesn't seek help? #
• 08:21 @Clamanity What if they're divided into multiple parts? #
• 08:24 @MarzGurlProd It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. #
• 08:25 I require more sleep. #
• 08:27 I appreciate it when the cats sit close enough to each other that I can pet one with each hand. #
• 12:52 I'm relieved that
  my assignment to bring in a new musical instrument isn't true, especially since I never did it. #
• 12:53 For some reason, the instrument was supposed to accompany a report on some book about camels. #
• 12:53 And in another dream, @NowIsStrange went to a concert at a strip club without me, and I couldn't contact her. #
• 13:08 @JaredofMo I did! #
• 13:10 @TheRealTavie No. Which is a mixed blessing, since that's the case because I don't have job. #
• 13:25 If anyone really wants 3D to be taken seriously, they need
  to work on ACTUAL 3D instead of the cheap illusions they still use today. #
• 13:26 Seriously, is anyone still impressed by the "hey, it looks like it's coming out of the screen" gimmick? That belongs in amusement parks. #
• 13:53 Weird Al's Tiny Desk Concert - He and his band perform “You Don’t Love Me Anymore,” “Good Old Days,” and... tumblr.com/xpyc08ui8 #
• 14:39 @jdrose86 The bird is tweeting? What's its screen name? :P #
• 14:55 How does Sarah Palin have a lawn in Alaska, anyway? #
• 15:05 You
  could even cut a tin can with it, but you wouldn't want to! #
• 16:50 @myvintagevogue But I went to college and didn't get laid at all! #
• 16:58 @myvintagevogue Well, people did get laid there. I just wasn't one of them. #
• 19:13 Video: I kan haz eyes kreem? Source: Calvin’s Canadian Cave of Coolness tumblr.com/xpyc0svof #
• 21:52 If Mike Huckabee thinks gay marriage should be illegal because it's icky, should I call for a ban of onions on hoagies? Because THEY'RE icky #
23:36 I'm inclined to think Animal Crossing is cooler than Animal Collective. #

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