Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 03:05 Nobody told me that the dude in the Twilight movie not only sparkles, but also makes sparkling SOUND EFFECTS. #
• 03:06 And why does the head vampire have a totally white face? Is he a mime? #
• 13:45 How the depiction of Jesus changed throughout history vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/hot-for-jesus/ #
• 13:54 Video: 30 Day Music Meme Day 07. A song that reminds you of a certain event Doobie Brothers - Black Water... tumblr.com/xpybhh0wu #
• 14:15 @KimberleyLocke If the jokes in
  Futurama are any indication, I'd say the airport. #
• 14:16 Happy birthday, @officialkat! Because I just know movie stars read every single birthday wish tweeted to them. :P #
• 14:21 @bohemea But they're brothers-in-law! Oh, wait. Full House wasn't real, was it? #
• 14:22 What a lot of people don't know is that the name "World Cup" originally referred not to the prize, but to the crotch protection. #
• 14:23 @huggythuggy Where did she think she was going? #
• 14:24 @ren
  long At least she didn't say "Dr. Spock." #
• 14:25 @ziggafoss That was happening to me for a little while a few days ago. Restarting the browser fixed it. #
• 14:32 @renlong Did he also give you a dollar? www.flickr.com/photos/fablesto/3626646162/ #
• 14:36 @3x1minus1 When I first saw this tweet, I thought you meant the screen was flashing. Would that be considered PervFail? #
• 14:37 Why is the hot weather always on weekends? SUNday wasn't meant to be taken literally, you k
  now! #
• 14:38 @ziggafoss It's hard to find good family units these days. That's why they have to look for them at the antique store. #
• 14:39 @margaretcho twitpic.com/1wf4ys - Wow, I didn't know they were still around. #
• 14:42 @3x1minus1 Maybe they're closed for Father's Day. Probably not, though. #
• 14:44 @CGCassimus I think they have that kind of machine in Atlantic City as well. #
• 14:46
  @3x1minus1 I haven't heard of any of the bands on there. #
• 15:35 I always have to question when people refer to certain celebrities as attention whores. Isn't that what a celebrity IS, by definition? #
• 16:03 Wow, hotornot.com is still around? I have to say putting your picture on that site automatically loses you some hotness points with me. #
• 16:36 I'm ruler of this moon, boy, so if you move I shoots. #
• 17:07 @TheRealTavie He could kill two birds with one stone by playing D&D with porn stars. tinyurl.com/ydj8d5g #
• 17:11 @billyhc I can't believe I actually laughed at that. #
• 17:12 Photo: My favorite holiday! Source: Autocomplete Me tumblr.com/xpybhsh8w #
• 17:22 Video: Mr. Show - The Hail Satan Network tumblr.com/xpybht20v #
• 17:23 White tornado my foot! That's a REAL tornado! You ain't in New York City, baby! #
• 17:29 If I were to read the Quran, what translation should I use? Sorry, but I'm not learning Arabic. #
• 17:29 No
  t yet, anyway. #
• 17:35 Last night, the History Channel had on a program called "Ancient Aliens." When did it change into the Bullshit Channel? #
• 19:49 I wonder if Momma ever dated the King of Id. #abnormallyshortcomicstripcharacters #

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[vilajunkie.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what translation of the Koran to use, but if the ones I've seen are any indication, they're all titled "The English Interpretation of the Meanings of the Chapters of the Holy Book of the Koran as Translated By XXX". ...Because, you know, the only "real" Koran is the Arabic one, just like how the only "real" Bible is the Ancient Greek one.