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• 06:44 Looks like we're doing the trillion-dollar bill thing for real. Let's hope Mr. Burns doesn't steal it. tinyurl.com/2f38kxw #
• 13:13 A post on Ozian lords and ladies vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-idle/ #
• 13:56 Just when I decided I needed to go back to my therapist, I found out she's leaving the practice. I'm going to try this other guy. #
• 13:56 Not really used to male therapists, but I guess it shouldn't make too much difference. #
• 13:59 @eehouls Ewww, I hate licorice. #
• 14:00 Who would win in a fight between Mickey Rourke and Mickey Mouse? Or maybe special guest star Micky Dolenz? #
• 14:03 @eehouls What does Goblazers think of Pizza Schmizza? #
• 14:04 Do I have to receive the Drexel magazine just because I graduated from there? #
• 14:08 @JaredofMo I'd probably just eat the donuts AND the granola bars. #
• 14:08 While it ended up working out all right, I probably should have set my alarm after dropping off @NowIsStrange and her mom this mornin
  g. #
• 14:10 @JaredofMo Ever read "The Gardener's Boy of Oz"? There's a whole section about the Music of the Kubes. #
• 14:14 @JaredofMo You once thought of me as a white knight on his steed. Now you know how happy I can be. #
• 14:15 @MarzGurlProd I think the fact that you're not really an actor is part of your charm. #
• 14:17 @AlBruno3 Maybe they've lost twenty fingers between them. #
• 14:19 @NowIsStrange I can't blow bubbles at all. That's probably why you're no longer interested in me. #
• 14:22 @margaretcho Maybe they misread the word "bear" as "bare." #
• 14:22 @JaredofMo What babe? #
• 14:23 @colleenanne It will someday! #
• 14:24 Why is Bob Marley trending? Did he die again? #
• 14:35 Ask someone else for money, Walnut Street Theater. #
• 14:53
  @JaredofMo What power? #
• 18:15 @JaredofMo Who do? #
• 18:19 @DanielFlorien I believe Terry Pratchett wrote a similar line in "Jingo." #
• 18:19 If water balloons are filled with water, what are weather balloons filled with? #
• 18:21 @DVDBoxSet But I don't know your number! #
• 18:22 @MikeConway I doubt it's very magically delicious anymore. #
• 18:52 @JaredofMo Do what? #
• 19:25 @JaredofMo Balls! #
• 22:00 So do the "Glee" writers know that the Star Worlds are from Super Mario World, not Super Mario Bros. 3? #
• 22:02 I'd buy tampons for that girl with the bike. #
• 22:03 Are thongs as uncomfortable as I think they seem? #
• 22:28 Nobody punches anyone when they see a Jetta! It's only for Beetles! Was ist mit diese Scheiss, Volkswagen? #
• 22:35 Chester Cheetah sounds different now, doesn't he? Tougher, or something. It doesn't really work. #
• 22:40 Why do the people I get along best with often get viewed as mean? #

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