Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 05:58 "Schmuck" is German for jewelry. It's also Yiddish for a horse's penis. Are Ashkenazi horses known for pierced genitals? #
• 06:04 There was a hockey game on in the break room last night, and the announcer kept talking about the neutral zone. Isn't that from Star Trek? #
• 06:04 Also, apparently one of the players has the name of a cheese. What a wacky game. #
• 10:23 @yiddishseuss I didn't think there was any actual connection, but isn't Yiddish considered a German dialect? #
• 10:24 RT @jlbellwriter @VoVat Magic Picture has a plot filter preventing Ozma from noticing protagonist
  until author has run out of ideas. #
• 13:31 @KimBoekbinder I want to hear it! #
• 13:32 For the record, I DO get tired of being wrong all the time. #
• 13:49 @d_whiteplume @sugartastic Sounds like your goose is cooked! #
• 13:55 Star Wars Day? Why do Reagan's unrealistic missile defense plans need to be celebrated? #
• 14:56 @KimberleyLocke If only you could get paid for it! #
• 18:58 I
  need a haircut. I was going to get one today, but the place nearby was booked up, so I made an appointment for tomorrow. #
• 19:38 Yar! We be the pirates of the Nonestic Ocean, ye lubbers! vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/pirates-of-the-nonestic/ #
• 19:52 I think April March was my clerk at the record store. Also, so far, I like this New Pornographers album better than the last one. #
• 19:54 @jlbellwriter I'm willing to bet (well, not literally) that Pastoria isn't in either of them. #
• 19:58 @gick7 I don't do t
  hat, but I still think of Aaron Copland's Grand Canyon Suite as "the beef song." #
• 20:31 I miss working jobs where I actually felt competent. #
• 20:34 @huggythuggy That seems incredibly indirect. If he really wanted to kill old people, you'd think he'd do it more efficiently. #
• 20:37 @NowIsStrange So a racist and another guy who's probably racist support a racist law? Then everything's okay! Whee! #
• 20:40 @huggythuggy As opposed to the Republicans, who just want YOUNG people to die. #
• 20:41 @eehouls So how do men drink, aside from spilling half of it on themselves? :P #
• 20:43 @NowIsStrange And how specific was it? #
• 20:45 @letwits They mean you can add salt and garlic powder to the warmth. #
• 20:46 @suicideblonde Ah, so business as usual, then! #

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