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• 08:06 Had a dream about being a teacher at my old school, and screwing up when all I had to do was introduce myself. #
• 11:48 In another dream, I watched some animated movie, and apparently fell asleep during part of it. Then I complained about movie theaters. #
• 11:54 Tonight is Walpurgis Night. Sadly, I don't think it has anything to do with walruses. #
• 14:40 Today is Arbor Day. Too bad the ardor of our arboreality is an adventure we have spurned. #
• 14:48 @d_whiteplume I don't really do audio books. Maybe I should, but I can't shake the idea I'm not getting the full experience. #
• 14:51 @TheRealTavie A drowned one? #
• 14:54 @huggythuggy But we can still read selections from Oprah's Book Club while driving, right? #
• 16:43 Why are there so many cranberry-flavored sodas? It doesn't taste that good! #
• 16:47 RT @douggpound Pat Robertson-"This latest oil spill was brought upon by God to punish the large gay oyster community in the Gulf of Mexico." #
• 16:51 How come some Muslim dude's ignorant comment inspired Boobquake, but Pat Robertson's never inspire a Gayquake? #
• 20:34 Crap, forgot to take my medicine today. I've managed to get through almost all of the workday without suffering from depression, fortunately #
• 20:41 @twobitme I like Robyn, but he seems to record every song he ever thinks of, so there are bound to be some clunkers. #
• 20:47 What if I give you my love, but NOT my revenge, and we write a MEDIOCRE romance? #meetingladygagahalfway #

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