Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 16:59 @huggythuggy Yeah, but they get just as angry when their McDonald's orders come out wrong. #
• 17:01 I briefly thought getting a fair number of Likes on Tumblr was a consolation for getting so few on Twitter. #
• 17:03 Then I remembered that very little of my Twitter content is original. Way to make me feel unappreciated, memory! #
• 18:08 @huggythuggy They want people to remember that they're not just the Party of No, but also the Party of Senseless Violence. #
• 18:10 @epilepticjesus But Cheney sa
  id that to a chronic masturbator, so it was okay. :P #
• 18:11 I hear Zooey and M. Ward's next project will be a gospel album, entitled "She & Hymn." #
• 18:13 Grown-ups always use bridges to cross water, because they no longer believe in ferries. #
• 18:16 @Clamanity No, Mr. Burns gave that to Castro. #
• 18:16 There's no discount for agreeing with me. #
• 18:20 So the product placement in the @ladygaga/Beyonce video was actual advertising? I didn't know Wonder Bread even had an advertising dept. #
• 18:22 I guess it's a product that would be hard to advertise. "If you want bread without all that annoying flavor, try Wonder Bread!" #
• 18:25 @colleenanne Yeah, socialists love to give benefits to private insurance companies. #
• 20:41 Sometimes taking breaks just makes going back to work more irritating. #
• 20:44 "Do what you love and the money will follow" is terrible advice if what you love is not working. #
• 22:26 Photo: The Mushroom Guru is back, with some fascinating and possibly accurate facts about power-ups. tumblr.com/xpy7u3fp2
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• 23:26 @d_whiteplume Well, I'm the opposite. I can see air, but I don't believe in it. #
• 23:28 @DVDBoxSet Wasn't that the plot of "Deep Throat"? #

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