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• 12:20 @Clamanity Is anyone NOT mad at NBC at this point? Aside from Leno, of course. #
• 12:22 @Clamanity Is she the one with the dyed-red hair? I could never remember her name, so I just called her "Rockabilly." #
• 15:36 Why is it that, when you have to work, everything else suddenly seems more fun? #
• 16:08 New Jersey news in a nutshell: Governor Christie is cutting funding for everything. Except his own salary. #
• 17:35 Ah, apparently the mandate for everyone to buy health care is still in the bill. Just what unemployed people need! #
• 17:40 How does this lady know "The Lion King" transcends the ages? It's only 15 years old, and that's hardly an age. #
• 17:42 Looks like Selena Gomez isn't going to the prom with some kid who made a YouTube video. Maybe he should try for Lindsay Lohan instead. #
• 17:45 @ziggafoss @3x1minus1 Billy is the Jesus of infomercials. And the ShamWow guy is Judas Iscariot. #
• 17:46 I still think @therealtavie needs to make her Jesus costume party a reality. #
• 17:50 @ziggafoss What? You're listening to a window clean
  er? #
• 17:54 @ohhijordan In my own experience, either Final Fantasy or Famous Forty. #
• 17:59 @amandapalmer twitpic.com/1afruu - They have hipsters in England too? Maybe I don't want to go there after all. #
• 18:04 @poisonyoulove Hey, you're not supposed to remember that! This is the Nation of the Short Attention Span. #
• 19:53 @TheRealTavie Ugly and comfy? Are they like Rain Crocs? #
• <
  em>19:57 @colleenanne Do you want another cat as a present? #
• 21:10 I wish I could read and drive at the same time. (Don't worry. I'm not actually going to try it.) #
• 22:23 @NowIsStrange @therealtavie I'll be Raptor Jesus! cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/19196/original/raptor-jesus.jpg #
• 22:26 @JaredofMo I thought the American Dream was where you had a term paper due today and hadn't started it. #
• 22:53 Did President Truman come up with a health care bill? If so, d
  id people call it "Harry Care"? #

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