Abject Objectification, Part 2
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vovatOkay, you know the drill from last time. Here are the next twenty women.
80. Kiera Knightly
Wait, are you thinking of Keira Knightley? You think she's the eightieth hottest female celebrity and you can't even be bothered to spell her name correctly? Other than that, I don't have much to say about her. Not really my type, I guess, despite being British.
79. Ashley Tisdale
Okay, let's see. She was in High School Musical, playing a bitchy character named after a wrinkly breed of dog...what part of that is hot?
78. Aimee Teegarden
Never heard of her before, and the fact that she seems to be pouting in every one of those pictures doesn't endear her to me. Next!
77. Katherine Heigl
Okay, I know her name, but that's about all. Okay, she stars on Grey's Anatomy (motto: "Because there weren't enough damned doctor shows on TV already"). So far, I'm liking the last page of women better.
77. Keeley Hazell
Wait, didn't we just have 77? Is there a tie? No, it actually looks like they messed up the numbering all the way through the rest of the seventies, with 70 missing entirely. And I would have thought a list of eye candy on a site called "Popcrunch" would have had top-of-the-line proofreading! :P I have to say I actually like Keeley, though, even if it's for really shallow reasons. For some reason, British models tend to get a leg up over American ones in my mind.
75. Ke$ha
Yeah, I'm correcting the numbers here. As for the girl...really? I generally only hear of her as a living punchline. Maybe that just proves how isolated I am, though. Obviously SOMEONE must like her, or she wouldn't be famous. Hey, Glenn Beck is also a living punchline, yet he somehow has a lot of fans. I wonder if there's any overlap. No, probably not, as the chick has fiat currency in her name. If she wanted to appeal to the Becktrians, she'd be "Kegoldha." Based on the pictures, I have to say: 1) she's kind of ugly, and 2) what business does a white chick have with a name like that? Oh, and why did you rip off the name of the clockwork man from the Oz books for your song title?
"Ke-doll-ar-ha has be-fowled my name! Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up!"
74. Emily Vancamp
Another one I don't know, even she is apparently is a Hollywood "it" girl. Just based on the pictures, though, I think she's cuter than most of the unknowns (to me, that is) on the list.
73. Lady Gaga
I like her, but she's more someone I admire than someone I think is hot. She usually seems to be going more for weird than attractive, anyway. She's pretty cute in some of her pictures, though. And no, I don't think she's a man in drag, but so what if she is? It's not like I expect to end up in bed with her.
Would it be trite to say she's bubblicious?
72. Emma Stone
Another one I don't know, and can't really get enough sense of from the pictures. Oh, she's apparently going to be in the live-action Marmaduke movie! I won't hold that against her, though. We all need to eat. Is she going to be the wife of the dude with the Hitler mustache?
71. Paz Vega
Okay, I did see Spanglish, but I can't say I remember her in particular. She does look pretty attractive, though, so I won't begrudge her her place just because of my own lack of familiarity.
70. Gemma Arterton
Is Gemma one of those names that's popular in Britain but largely unknown in the States? It would seem that way. I can't say I have much of a sense of her from this, but she DOES have nice bangs.
69. Mary Louise Parker
Okay, enough with the stars of TV shows I never watch!
68. Elisha Cuthbert
Hey, what did I just say? I do think she's pretty, though.
67. Sienna Miller
Were her parents looking at a Crayola box when deciding what to name her? (See what I'm reduced to with all these girls I don't know?)
66. Jennifer Love Hewitt
While I never particularly liked her, I kind of feel bad for her now that people are saying she's fat. She's not, you know. Not by a long shot.
65. Hayden Panettiere
Another TV star I don't really know, but I've seen enough pictures of her to at least say she's cute.
64. Christina Aguilera
I'm not sure I've heard any of her music in years. I probably have, but if so I haven't recognized it. But as far as looks go, she seems to have gone from trashy to glamorous in recent years, and I definitely approve.
Yeah, I much prefer the latter. How about you?
63. Christina Hendricks
Okay, here's a star of a TV show I never watch (Mad Men) whose inclusion I can definitely agree with. In fact, 63 is probably too low, considering how many people I've independently seen mention how hot they think she is. Then again, apparently the New York Times criticized her for not having the figure of a Barbie doll. Hey, give me curves any day! Plus fiery red hair and a real sense of confidence...yeah, she's a choice I can get behind. Or in front of and looking back.
62. Zoe Saldana
She's attractive, but since the only thing I've seen her in is Star Trek, I can't help but think of her making out with weird-looking young Spock.
61. Eva Mendes
I've heard her name pretty often, and seen a lot of pictures of her, but I don't really know a whole lot about her. Nice body, though, and I guess that's what the list is mostly about.
80. Kiera Knightly
Wait, are you thinking of Keira Knightley? You think she's the eightieth hottest female celebrity and you can't even be bothered to spell her name correctly? Other than that, I don't have much to say about her. Not really my type, I guess, despite being British.
79. Ashley Tisdale
Okay, let's see. She was in High School Musical, playing a bitchy character named after a wrinkly breed of dog...what part of that is hot?
78. Aimee Teegarden
Never heard of her before, and the fact that she seems to be pouting in every one of those pictures doesn't endear her to me. Next!
77. Katherine Heigl
Okay, I know her name, but that's about all. Okay, she stars on Grey's Anatomy (motto: "Because there weren't enough damned doctor shows on TV already"). So far, I'm liking the last page of women better.
77. Keeley Hazell
Wait, didn't we just have 77? Is there a tie? No, it actually looks like they messed up the numbering all the way through the rest of the seventies, with 70 missing entirely. And I would have thought a list of eye candy on a site called "Popcrunch" would have had top-of-the-line proofreading! :P I have to say I actually like Keeley, though, even if it's for really shallow reasons. For some reason, British models tend to get a leg up over American ones in my mind.
75. Ke$ha
Yeah, I'm correcting the numbers here. As for the girl...really? I generally only hear of her as a living punchline. Maybe that just proves how isolated I am, though. Obviously SOMEONE must like her, or she wouldn't be famous. Hey, Glenn Beck is also a living punchline, yet he somehow has a lot of fans. I wonder if there's any overlap. No, probably not, as the chick has fiat currency in her name. If she wanted to appeal to the Becktrians, she'd be "Kegoldha." Based on the pictures, I have to say: 1) she's kind of ugly, and 2) what business does a white chick have with a name like that? Oh, and why did you rip off the name of the clockwork man from the Oz books for your song title?
"Ke-doll-ar-ha has be-fowled my name! Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up! Pick-me-up!"
74. Emily Vancamp
Another one I don't know, even she is apparently is a Hollywood "it" girl. Just based on the pictures, though, I think she's cuter than most of the unknowns (to me, that is) on the list.
73. Lady Gaga
I like her, but she's more someone I admire than someone I think is hot. She usually seems to be going more for weird than attractive, anyway. She's pretty cute in some of her pictures, though. And no, I don't think she's a man in drag, but so what if she is? It's not like I expect to end up in bed with her.
Would it be trite to say she's bubblicious?
72. Emma Stone
Another one I don't know, and can't really get enough sense of from the pictures. Oh, she's apparently going to be in the live-action Marmaduke movie! I won't hold that against her, though. We all need to eat. Is she going to be the wife of the dude with the Hitler mustache?
71. Paz Vega
Okay, I did see Spanglish, but I can't say I remember her in particular. She does look pretty attractive, though, so I won't begrudge her her place just because of my own lack of familiarity.
70. Gemma Arterton
Is Gemma one of those names that's popular in Britain but largely unknown in the States? It would seem that way. I can't say I have much of a sense of her from this, but she DOES have nice bangs.
69. Mary Louise Parker
Okay, enough with the stars of TV shows I never watch!
68. Elisha Cuthbert
Hey, what did I just say? I do think she's pretty, though.
67. Sienna Miller
Were her parents looking at a Crayola box when deciding what to name her? (See what I'm reduced to with all these girls I don't know?)
66. Jennifer Love Hewitt
While I never particularly liked her, I kind of feel bad for her now that people are saying she's fat. She's not, you know. Not by a long shot.
65. Hayden Panettiere
Another TV star I don't really know, but I've seen enough pictures of her to at least say she's cute.
64. Christina Aguilera
I'm not sure I've heard any of her music in years. I probably have, but if so I haven't recognized it. But as far as looks go, she seems to have gone from trashy to glamorous in recent years, and I definitely approve.
Yeah, I much prefer the latter. How about you?
63. Christina Hendricks
Okay, here's a star of a TV show I never watch (Mad Men) whose inclusion I can definitely agree with. In fact, 63 is probably too low, considering how many people I've independently seen mention how hot they think she is. Then again, apparently the New York Times criticized her for not having the figure of a Barbie doll. Hey, give me curves any day! Plus fiery red hair and a real sense of confidence...yeah, she's a choice I can get behind. Or in front of and looking back.
62. Zoe Saldana
She's attractive, but since the only thing I've seen her in is Star Trek, I can't help but think of her making out with weird-looking young Spock.
61. Eva Mendes
I've heard her name pretty often, and seen a lot of pictures of her, but I don't really know a whole lot about her. Nice body, though, and I guess that's what the list is mostly about.
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Date: 2010-03-18 07:29 pm (UTC)79. Ashley Tisdale - Don’t know her.
78. Aimee Teegarden – Don’t know her.
77. Katherine Heigl – I watched three seasons of Roswell and the first season of Grey's Anatomy. I find her sexy if unapproachable.
77. Keeley Hazell - who?
75. Ke$ha - I stopped following R&B circa 2004. I’m afraid I don’t know her.
74. Emily Vancamp - ????
73. Lady Gaga – Good visuals but I’ve never listened to her music enough to respect her.
72. Emma Stone - ??????
71. Paz Vega -- ?????
70. Gemma Arterton -- ?????
69. Mary Louise Parker – I loved her in the first two seasons of Weeds. I find her very sexy.
68> Elisha Cuthbert -- On 24 I found her dad much sexier than her. Not a good sign.
67. Sienna Miller – I actually liked her in Factory Girl and she was pretty in Stardust. Still, I don’t relate to her a lot.
66. Jennifer Love Hewitt – I like to pretend I’m too avant garde for her but I’m not. I watched Party of Five and Ghost Whisperer. I actually like her quite a bit though I don’t see her as sexy.
65. Hayden Panettiere – Claire Bennett is hot, especially when she’s tangled up with her adopted father, her bio-dad, her uncle and Kristen Bell.
64. Christina Aguilera – Hot, hot, hot. I love her plump and brunette the best.
63. Christina Hendricks – Sexy beyond belief. I loved her as Saffron on Firefly and as Joan on Mad Men. My dream girl. So sensual. This is a woman...
62. Zoe Saldana -- ??????
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Date: 2010-03-19 02:50 am (UTC)As for Ms. Aguilera, I'm really used to seeing her as a blonde, even though she isn't a natural one. I do prefer her kind of chubby, though. She was TOO skinny back in her early days.
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