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• 00:16 I got mad game #
• 14:48 I have to question the Men in Black. If I were going to investigate UFOs, I'd probably wear one of those wizard-type robes w/stars on it. #
• 14:49 Then again, if I had my choice, I'd probably wear that when doing just about anything. #
• 16:15 Photo: If you enjoyed my previous post on Biblical authorship, I’ve written another installment. tumblr.com/xpy7ew9ka #
• 16:32 Photo: eclecticbanana: tumblr.com/xpy7ewype #
• 16:43 I find the Hoveround to have
  a misleading name. Damn thing never even leaves the ground! #
• 16:50 @PFTompkins After the King Kong remake, no one wants to talk about the 800-pound gorilla either. #
• 16:55 @EugeneMirman Only if he's implicated while speaking ex cathedra. #
• 16:56 Beyonce didn't like my idea for a first aid promo, "If you broke it, then you should have put a sling on it." #
• 16:57 @JaredofMo Well, that's a good way to get as far as the Dog Wood, anyway. #
• 17:59 Video: Go
  d’s Book on Tape, from Mr. Show tumblr.com/xpy7f0gsz #
• 19:05 Is it just me, or is making Alice into an action hero sort of like turning Gregor Samsa into Spider-Man? #
• 19:06 "He turned into a gigantic vermin in his sleep. Now, he fights crime and battles the forces of evil!" #
• 20:10 Lisa, one-half plus one-third is five-sixths. Why did you start with "three" before Bart interrupted you? #
• 20:32 Why has Bart's handwriting improved since the opening went to HD? #
• 20:41 FUN FACT: The 1920s were known as the "Roaring Twenties&qu
  ot; because lions roamed the city streets. #
• 20:52 @margaretcho Hold Thor's mighty hammer Mjöllnir over them? #
• 20:55 @NowIsStrange Sure, blame me, even though I never said I wouldn't take you. #
• 21:47 Did the makers of "The Cove" realize that dolphins are one of few species to kill for fun? #
• 23:29 @Clamanity If he lives that long. #
• 23:35 @kidicarus222 When my dumpling came with dog meat instead of pork
  inside, that was wonton cruelty! #
• 23:35 It turns out that the Peace Train isn't as peaceful as Cat Stevens implied. #

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