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• 12:43 @colleenanne It's pretty easy, but I wouldn't say it's that much fun. #
• 12:44 @ohhijordan But I'm Brad Pitt! #
• 12:44 I'm not used to doing a job where I'm on my feet the whole time. #
• 12:45 @JaredofMo No, it's Shacklebolt Kingsley. #
• 12:58 @CGCassimus Who would WANT to see Jwoww's breasts? #
• 13:01 @rainnwilson And after that, you'd NE
  ED a refreshing drink! #
• 13:01 As a fan of the Oz series, it bugs me that people keep milking "Wizard" while ignoring the other books. #
• 13:02 @TheRealTavie So you could make an open-face peanut butter sandwich? {g} #
• 13:04 @TheRealTavie Wouldn't one of us be ripped off by 50 cents in that transaction? #
• 13:05 The more I hear about Tim Burton's "Alice," the less I want to see it. #
• 13:06 @JaredofMo They were all in the shade of a sundial, a
  nd hence didn't show up on film. #
• 13:09 @colleenanne Like "Jon and Kate Plus Eight"? #
• 13:15 @amandapalmer twitpic.com/17olj3 - Is that where that Justin Timberlake video was filmed? #
• 14:52 twitgoo.com/k7mhh Wawa, learn how to spell "cheddar"! It's the single most popular cheese in the world! #
• 19:00 @bclevinger I thought they were "Abort, Retry, Fail." #
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  19:04 @JaredofMo Because they're too busy watching the road to change the radio station? No, that's not very realistic. #
• 19:11 @poisonyoulove I can think of at least two things wrong with that title! #
• 21:54 Strange that my daily Wikipedia article would involve Scientology, when it also featured in my dream last night. #
• 21:56 @kattmoff They're waiting until Abe Vigoda dies. Which will never happen. #
• 22:02 @JaredofMo Nohow! #


• 22:05 @colleenanne Actually, it's an extra-long commercial for contraception. #
• 22:06 @PFTompkins twitpic.com/17y3sw - Is that where they make Hungry-Man frozen dinners? #
• 22:09 @juliasegal The members of Radiohead share an apartment? #
• 22:18 @alyankovic twitpic.com/17ytwx - "Darn fun"? Sorry, I don't find mending holes in socks that enjoyable. #

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