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• 01:09 @TarynAria Is roommate-with-a-heater anything like the Geator with the Heater? #
• 01:13 @jlbellwriter Maybe teens don't use it, but PRE-teens do? #
• 01:14 @jlbellwriter I don't know about that, since Ke$ha has a song called "Tik Tok." #
• 01:18 @juliasegal Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with "Star of David." #
• 01:20 Caught a few minutes of Leno. He was talking to Jamie Foxx, and it was remarkably awkward. #
• 01:20 Jamie Foxx should have taken my college criminal law class. Then he'd know that blaming it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol is not a valid defense. #
• 13:50 Had a dream about being at some camp, and being made to clean up after everyone. Also, the counselor was very patronizing. #
• 14:14 What happens to Mega Man's Master Robot weapons in between games? #
• 16:16 Speaking of Mega Man, how about how Wily keeps using really similar robots? "Fire Man and Heat Man didn't work, but Flame Man totally will!" #
• 16:19 @PFTompkins twitpic.com/168qiu - Maybe
  if you try on too many masks, you start absorbing their personalities. #
• 16:22 @smallVshop Look on the bright side! The fog will hide the drug dealers! #
• 16:25 @sapsorrow Because you want to have someone whacked? #
• 17:11 The M&M's I just ate included an inordinate amount of green ones. You know what that means! #
• 17:12 What it means is that I probably now have green teeth. #
• 17:25 @timheidecker I was hoping it was Vulpine! #
• 17:29 If Mario and Luigi are such Italian stereotypes, are they Catholic? Isn't that the elephant in the (mush)room? #
• 17:43 @TarynAria From what I've read, the martial art the kid practices isn't even karate. #
• 17:46 @arfies Guess you'll have to settle for a doll, or some dinky Tinkertoys. #
• 17:48 @3x1minus1 @NowIsStrange, who's met her in person, says she just gets up really late. #
• 17:50 Is there any connection between Popple from Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga and the toys from the 80s? #
• 18:30 @Nellachronism So do they provide escorts, or are those of us who don't know any kids just screwed? #
• 18:32 @Nellachronism I want to know if people who hate coffee can join the Coffee Party. #
• 22:05 American Idol audience, stop applauding every compliment and booing every criticism. You KNOW some of those contestants suck rocks. #
• 22:08 @pshumate But "Fire Man Millennium Edition" would be TERRIFYING. #
• 22:08 I guess "commercial" is supposed to be a comp
  liment coming from a record producer, but it really doesn't sound that way to me. #
• 22:10 @pshumate Damn you, Ridley! You think you're so big just because you have your own state park! tinyurl.com/ygcb849 #
• 22:11 What kind of convoluted sentence is "I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately" anyway? #
• 22:18 Way to do the Batusi, Siobhan Magnus! #
• 23:14 "The Road to Oz" has Dorothy living near a town called Butterfield. There isn't really a Butterfield in Kansas. #
• 23:15
  There is, however, a Best Western Butterfield Inn in Hays, KS. maps.google.com/maps?q=Butterfield,%20KS #

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