Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 14:26 Had a dream that I had to get checkups because @NowIsStrange was pregnant, and the doctor had complex equations on his phone. #
• 14:37 Why would it be an insult to say someone is adopted? That means your parents liked you enough to pick you out! #
• 14:54 The Olive Garden's birthday song has the tune of "Funiculi Funicula." Isn't it a difficult melody to force on normally non-singing waiters? #
• 14:58 Does anyone NOT think "beaver" when hearing "Justin Bieber"? The fact that he's Canadian doesn't help matters. #
• 15:19 There's no way to protect some tweets and not others, is there? #
• 15:42 Slow and steady rarely wins the race. The hare only lost to the tortoise because he got cocky. #
• 15:45 I'll generally only take a restaurant survey if I'm guaranteed something in return. Sorry, but being entered in a drawing doesn't cut it. #
• 15:46 I practically never buy lottery tickets either. I'm all about the small but guaranteed returns. #
• 15:51 @NowIsStrange Go with @joshsussman. :p #
• 15:55 @d_whiteplume Hey, the 3-year-olds love him! He just has to wait until 2025, when they'll be legal. :P #
• 15:58 I try to have an enlightened attitude toward human sexuality, but I still feel a bit awkward when making sex-related comments. #
• 15:59 That said, here's my Timely But Crappy Sex Line: #
• 16:01 Hey ladies, who wants to have March sex? That's where I go in like a lion and out like a lamb. #
• 16:10 The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. #
• 16:12 @timheidecker And also like Don Henley, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave. #
• 16:15 @NowIsStrange So Mos Def will be there too? {g} #
• 16:58 Is it just me, or does referring to tomato sauce as "red gravy" make it sound less appetizing? Maybe it's because I lack Italian ancestry. #
• 17:05 @NowIsStrange You'll hate my April line, then. #
• 17:07 @Nellachronism Yeah, and I'll also jump off a cliff because everyone else is doing it. #
• 17:54 Girard Avenue in Philadelphia makes me think of giraffes. Probably a combination of the name and the fact that the zoo is there. #
• 18:13 When the girls get here, we'll talk about integrated circuits and things, to show them how smart we are. #
• 19:36 Got my copy of Black Francis' "The Golem" today. Thanks, @NowIsStrange! I have copy #193. #
• 20:59 Please validate me! I need attention! vovat.livejournal.com/712739.html #

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Comments

[revme.livejournal.com]

BTW -- what do you think of The Golem? I actually just found out about it when you mentioned it, and I'm kinda interested, but I'm not quite sure, as it's kinda fancy and pricey. What's it like?

[burningofroissy.livejournal.com]

I hate it when the doctor has complex equations on the phone!

[vovat.livejournal.com]

I guess he knew what they meant, though.