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• 04:09 The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity) tumblr.com/xpy6l4qw7 #
• 05:42 Photo: bronz-age: tumblr.com/xpy6l6i8c #
• 08:04 I don't think the guy at Burger King even LISTENED to our order at the box. #
• 08:09 Tiger Woods, you're just promiscuous, not a nymphomaniac. You don't need rehab. #
• 09:05 Simon Cowell wants an Idol winner like Taylor Swift, because she's "relevant." Hey, remember Taylor's song about the health care debate? #
• 09:05 I'm sure what he rea
  lly means by "relevant" is "generic." After all, he didn't get rich by taking risks! #
• 18:38 Christian and Muslim fundamentalists, you do know that your virginity fixation is a form of sexual perversion, right? Just so we're clear. #

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