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00:11 Beyonce is only seeing a halo because they botched her laser eye surgery. #
10:00 Photo: fuckyeahzelda: tumblr.com/xpy6fmipy #
15:37 @willmatheson No, I nestled it in a post about Valentine's Day and collages. #
15:38 @alyankovic I DID think that one was a little too easy. Still funny, though! #
15:39 @colleenanne If your monitor ever breaks, you'll have to get the bunny to fix it. #
15:
44 @colleenanne He's been absorbing the knowledge by eating the book. That works, right? #
15:45 Happy Chinese New Year! It's the Year of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the...something something something. #
15:51 Why did I have a dream about being incapable of pouring three glasses of ice water? #
15:52 I was working at a hotel or something, and kept switching the water between different cups. Also, it was going to cost the guy $5. #
15:56 On climate change and crappy jokes about global warming: slacktivist.typepad.
com/slacktivist/2010/02/all-are-responsible.html #
16:05 @TheRealTavie Your hair has haters? #
16:54 Photo: It says “choo-choo-choose you!” And it has a picture of a train! tumblr.com/xpy6fy1b0 #
20:46 Some religious dude on the radio was talking about how there's no such thing as luck for God's elect. #
20:47 What a comforting thought it is that anything bad that happens is a deliberate action! #
20:49 @NowIsStrange Hooray! #

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