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• 01:15 One thing that bugs me about Sims 2 University is how the non-playable students never go to class or anything. #
• 01:16 Sure, some college students are really like that, but not THAT high of a percentage, right? #
• 03:28 @KimBoekbinder Isn't that what George Formby played? (The banjolele in general, that is, not that particular one.) #
• 03:32 @renlong Graduation ceremonies only still exist because the academic world enjoys tradition for the sake of tradition. #
• 03:58 @MikeConway I've heard her sister Poly
  styrene is ruining the ozone layer. #
• 04:08 @KimBoekbinder So when does Apple release the iPants? #
• 04:09 My favorite new exercise program is Pontius Pilates. All you need is a cross and some nails! #
• 14:38 @TarynAria Hey, those walls are the same color as the ones at my old elementary school! #
• 14:39 A voodoo doll is sympathetic magic. A spell to make bananas go bad prematurely is just pathetic magic. #
• 14:39 And the voodoo doll in The Sims is Sim-pathetic magic. #
• 14:42 @TarynAria Diet Coke has caffeine. It just doesn't have sugar. #
• 14:43 Had a dream about a college function that turned into a political rally. #
• 14:44 @amandapalmer "Little Plastic Shower" is my favorite Ani DiFranco song. #
• 14:46 @amandapalmer twitpic.com/10dded - That reminds me of when Homer Simpson made an apple out of ham cubes. #
• 14:49 @JaredofMo She ran out of paper ones. #
• 14:54 @willmatheson At least they never have to bother changing their advertising campaign. That clucking bunny has been around forever. #
• 15:31 @willmatheson Canada has been barred from the doughnut-eating competition for being too good. #
• 15:32 @thelindsayellis What were the other two? #
• 15:33 @SarahKSilverman If I ever get a sex change and fake boobs, I'll kill two birds with one stone by having a dog named Thunderbird. #
• 15:34 @miscellaneaarts Does that mean it has whiskey in it? #
• 15:43 @NowIsStrange (re: twitgoo.com/cq9w5) Why are there so many pictures of me with my arm behind my head? #
• 15:45 @DVDBoxSet They're all the same to me. I have REALLY good teeth. #
• 15:46 @bohemea Pics or it didn't happen! #
• 15:47 @billyhc I've made K-turns before. I'm not sure what I was thinking of. #
15:48 @NowIsStrange No, you don't. She's attracted to abusive men. #
• 17:19 @JaredofMo The lady with the plastic bags on her feet ran out of paper bags. #
• 17:27 @DVDBoxSet The things we cherish are small indeed, so much the larger the need. #
• 18:08 Video: Nostalgia Chick - The Smurfette Principle Interesting discussion of token females in cartoons. And I... tumblr.com/xpy60olqf #
• 19:47 Strange but true item of the day: "'Til Death" is still on the air. #
• 20:49 @gregory_goose That's only because America can't get enough of an ugly guy married to a supermodel. #
• 21:09 You know what, Fox? I'm going to choose NOT to be discrete while watching Family Guy! #
• 21:58 I keep thinking the Percy Jackson commercial is for "2012." #
• 21:58 Part of this crappy-looking Fox show's tagline is "fake dad." Why not just make that the title? #
• 22:35 @3x1minus1 I just watched Fox's cartoon lineup (although I sat out most of the Cleveland Show). I'm predictable. {g} #
• 22:39 @mshowalter Why am I imagining that line being delivered by the Cowardly Lion? "I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back!" #
• 22:44 @DVDBoxSet And eat your mate afterward? #

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