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• 00:29 It isn't just the killing that bothers me in military movies. The whole thing seems like a frat house with slightly more casualties. #
• 01:31 friendlyatheist: tumblr.com/xpy5ln6pu #
• 11:55 Had a dream about a novel on which "Back to the Future" was based, and another one involving some conspiracy behind the Conan/Leno thing. #
• 11:55 I think Pat Robertson mixed up his information. It's Leno who made a deal with the Devil, not Haiti. #
• 12:01 Conspiracy theorists, why would the government cover up UFOs, but constantly talk about terrorists? Aren't terrorists scarier than aliens? #
• 12:58 If there are no atheists in foxholes, are all foxes religious? #
• 14:31 Was the obnoxious little blue guy called TK a nationwide mascot for Fox's kids' lineup, or just a Philadelphia area thing? #
• 16:52 Video: dailyanimation: One thing I never really got about the racial stereotyping in cartoons is that black... tumblr.com/xpy5m96za #
• 17:08 Photo: Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy prismcell: tumblr.com/xpy5m9o0k #
• 18:17 Lisa Edelstein looks a little younger when she's not in character. #
• 18:19 According to @NowIsStrange, Cuddy must have taped her boobs down. #
• 18:20 "Everybody's taping their tits!" -@NowIsStrange #
• 18:47 Sandra Bullock is still invited to the Golden Globes? This is an easier show to get into than the Kids' Choice Awards! #
• 18:50 I'm tired of movies having similar names. Weren't there 2 films called "Nine" last year? And is Disney's "Oceans" a prequel to "Oceans 11"? #
• 18:51 I've seen people mention that Fergie looks mannish, and I never really noticed it before, but I guess she kind of does. #
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  18:52 Actually, Fergie looks a little like Jessica Biel, who's someone generally considered hot who doesn't appeal to me. #
• 18:53 I kind of want to go out with Jessica Biel and ask her if she has any horror stories about being on 7th Heaven, though. #
• 19:03 Anna Paquin got her driver's license at 27. Makes me feel a little better about not getting mine until 24. #
• 19:04 Tina Fey, where are your glasses? #
• 19:09 Recently, @rainnwilson said he was proud of knowing how to pronounce "Chloe Sevigny." I want to pronounce her last name like Tom Savini's. #
• 19:17 Tina Fey used the phras
  e "for realsies." No wonder @eehouls likes her. #
• 19:18 Mariah Carey: "If you want your check, Ryan, you have to talk to me." #
• 19:22 Emily Blunt's dress looks like strawberry ice cream. #
• 19:25 "eHarmony isn't a dating site." Yeah, and Christianity isn't a religion, but a relationship with God. I know. #
• 20:06 Nicole Kidman's dress is a different flavor of ice cream than Emily Blunt's. #
• 20:07 It's never seemed fair to me that women are allowed to be creative in their dress for these self-congratulatory affairs, but men aren't. #
• 20:23 Me: "They should show @amandapalmer. I wonder what she wore." @NowIsStrange: "Real eyebrows." #
• 20:48 If it weren't for songs in movies, Bono might not be able to afford to be a self-righteous prick anymore. #
• 20:50 Sorry, Oscar Mayer, but this new theme song just doesn't live up "my bologna has a first name." #
• 21:17 Even straight women want to have sex with Drew Barrymore. Not that I blame them. #
• 21:20 @MikeConway She has a waist? #
• 21:21 Cameron Diaz is on stage. I'll bet Bil
  l Maher's hands are busy now. #
• 21:45 You're not a weird-looking man, Taylor Lautner. Not that I really have room to talk, mind you. #
• 21:48 My wife is a big Glee fan, but apparently the Golden Globes judges aren't. #
• 21:52 Whenever I hear about "The Lovely Bones," I think of Allan Sherman's "C'est Si Bon" parody. I wonder if that was intentional. #
• 21:53 "Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle? Well, I know, but with SCOTCH TAPE?" #
• 22:02 Sorry, Leonardo DiCaprio, but that beard doesn't help me accept that you as a grown-up. You just look
  like a teenager with a fake beard. #
• 22:07 When Scorsese talks about the American Foreign Press Association, it sounds like he's saying "American Farm Fresh Association." #
• 22:25 Mel Gibson AND Mike Tyson? Wow, they really want to fill this room with people who could snap any minute. #
• 22:27 I think I might genuinely hate Mel Gibson. Not in the light-hearted way I hate other celebrities, but like, for real. #
• 22:34 That's right, Arnold. Joke about how you drove California into bankruptcy. #
• 22:35 Shouldn't they have gotten someone who can pronounce "Avatar" to announce it? #
• 22:36 And yes, I know people made pretty much the exact same joke when he first ran for Governor. Let's go watch "Avadar" in Caulifaunia! #
• 22:37 Sandra Bullock winning an award? Did they accidentally insert footage from fifteen years ago? #
• 22:55 @colleenanne Why? Because they both have high school kids singing? I think "Glee" is probably more of a comedy. #
• 22:57 @colleenanne He's always been an asshole, but now he's been revealed to be a VIOLENT asshole. #
• 23:04 @colleenanne I don't really think it has much if anything to do with HSM. For one thing, it's not about a musical. #
• 23:08 @NowIsStrange I don't know that I'd call "Precious" beautiful, but it was definitely well-made. Haven't seen "Avatar." #
• 23:52 Is July Jones from the New Pornographers song related to January Jones? #

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