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• 01:47 @jacqwolk I'd rock at that show! #
• 01:48 @jacqwolk On the other hand, I can't DRIVE 55. (Okay, actually, I pretty much always stay under the speed limit. I'm square like that.) #
• 02:02 Happy birthday to Clancy, Mabel, and Ruby! #
• 15:16 @Clamanity For a gay guy, Anderson certainly does his share of flirting with the pretty girls. #
• 15:20 @TarynAria What did you expect from a movie with that title? #
• 15:22 @bohemea Sounds good, aside from the coffee part. #
• 18:08 @JaredofMo The one with Cary Grant and Gary Cooper? I've been wanting to see that, and wondering why it never got a video release. #
• 18:09 Hey, @3x1minus1 (and any other Anderson Cooper fans who might be reading this), did you know Erica Hill is leaving AC 360? #
• 18:11 It's pretty tedious in The Sims 2 when everyone has to watch a kid grow up. Just let them do it in private, Sims! #
• 18:12 Also annoying is how Sims always hang out at the Myshuno game hoping for someone to join them, and no one ever does. #
• 18:13 I'd complain about how hard it is to get Sim kids to do their homework, but it'd be hypocritical. #
• 18:34 @JaredofMo That kind of looks like an L. Frank Baum character name, doesn't it? #
• 19:36 @JaredofMo Maybe the Super Mario Brothers will show up at your door! #
• 20:00 Fox's football announcers always sound so bored. Football bores me too, but I didn't seek a job involving it. #
• 21:48 I'm sure Morgan Spurlock was glad to know that McDonald's sponsored his Simpsons documentary. #
• 21:54 Hey, Kristen Bell in "When in Rome" commercial, you DO know that taking money out of a public fountain is stealing? #

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