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• 00:25 @JaredofMo Yeah, that would probably make the most sense, despite the gender difference. And hey, Ozma WAS male at one point. #
• 08:02 Had a dream about a Simpsons episode that consisted entirely of the characters being compared to ones from other shows and real life. #
• 08:03 I feel bad for the night sky. It has both Cancer AND Lupus. #
• 08:07 @rainnwilson So is a spoonful of sugar. #
• 08:08 In the car this morning, @NowIsStrange compared to Cain and Abel to @TheRealTavie and her twin sister. #
  
• 08:09 @TarynAria If only he'd had sex with a maid, you would have remembered. #
• 13:59 Why can't Google find traditional pictures of the Sandman? It's all @neilhimself this and Spider-Man that. #
• 14:08 The current health care bill is a classic bait and switch. #
• 14:10 @TheRealTavie I asked which one was the murderer, and she said, "They probably killed each other." #
• 14:11 Could the new airline regulations be part of an elaborate plot by the railroad and boating industries to destroy air travel? #
• 14:12 Or maybe Zeus just doesn't want all these planes clogging up his sky. #
• 14:13 @d_whiteplume I play Uno sometimes. That's about it, really. #
• 14:13 @d_whiteplume Still, that's more than you could do with Friendster or MySpace. #
• 14:14 Honestly, considering how long air travel has been in existence, it baffles me how it can still be so disorganized. #
• 14:16 Wow, FOUR spambots just followed me! I must be popular in the advertising robot community! #
• 14:16 @kattmoff What about Joss Stone? #
• 14:21 @gick7 I'm sorry to hear that. Poor kitty. :( #
• 14:23 I find that I vastly prefer @neilhimself's writing on Cthulhu to Lovecraft's own. #
• 17:28 @Moshe1Cohen I don't even own any networks. Are you sure you didn't mean to address this to Ted Turner? #
• 17:46 @amandapalmer twitpic.com/vn3vw - Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the Scissor Girl. #
• 20:35 @KimBoekbinder Freakazoid? #
• 20:36 @TheRealTavie Hey, isn't that ride only at Disneyland? It's false advertising to sell the shirt at Disney World! #
• 20:37 @CGCassimus You have no power in Philadelphia! There IS no 14th Street there! #
• 20:46 twitgoo.com/ao744 Rea 'n' Bow #
• 22:10 No, Rod Stewart, I don't think you're sexy, nor do I want your body. #
• 23:35 @douggpound I suppose Charles Manson DOES drive for less t
  han 2 hours per day. #
• 23:47 Bill O'Reilly thinks the dollar collapsing would cause Armageddon. I never knew Jesus and Satan were that concerned with currency values. #

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