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• 11:53 @3x1minus1 You'd better not! #
• 11:59 What's a "new bird," anyway? #
• 12:16 What's one more drifter in the snow? #
• 13:21 Did you know that Garrison Keillor is kind of a jerk? www.baltimoresun.com/news/opinion/oped/bal-op.keillor16dec16,0,225627.story #
• 13:39 Latest Blogger word verification: "Hystephe." I think she might have been one of the more obscure Greek goddesses. #
• 13:48 @TheRealTavie ALL of the elements are off? Even the inert ones like argon? #
• 14:02 Do you think anyone would get the relevance to Christmas of a picture of a sheep and a peppermint candy? #
• 14:04 When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you. But then it gets bored and looks at something else instead. #
• 14:04 @TheRealTavie Hydrogen, helium, and lithium? #
• 15:06 @Clamanity But does Merlin hang out with Santa Claus? #
• 18:45 Bourbon tastes like mouthwash. #
• 19:23 @eehouls Hey, @NowIsStrange's mom agrees with me! #
• 20:37 Stop saying I can ship packages for "a low flat rate." I'll be the judge of what rate is low, thank you. #
• 20:46 Bishop Ladja kicked my ass. Looks like I'll have to level up a bit before facing him again. #
• 22:25 "He must be a wonderful wizard to live in a city like that!" Yeah, Dorothy, and you must be dull and uneducated, since you live in Kansas. #
• 22:29 Avril Lavigne, do you ever NOT look high? #
• 22:30 There sure a
  re a lot of jewelry commercials on this broadcast of "The Wizard of Oz." Does this have something to do with the Emerald City? #
• 22:35 Frank Morgan's cockney accent is on about the same level as Dick Van Dyke's. #
• 22:41 Where is this All-We-Survey? Is it in Oz? #
• 22:46 I wonder why the movie made "Oz, the Great and Terrible" into "Oz, the Great and Powerful." #

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