Twitterpated

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• 06:18 One of @NowIsStrange's co-workers calls the new Christmas Carol movie "the original." Fascinating that they had CGI in the 19th century! #
• 06:19 Had a dream that I was at an @alyankovic concert, and he was going to play some obscure song about crocodiles. #
• 06:23 In another dream, I was playing a video game that had cartoon sheep, and some text that moved too fast said they were kept by Steve Martin. #
• 06:23 The same game had some weird feature where party members would sometimes just randomly leave. Interesting, but frustrating. #
• 06:28 Why are some cats so interested in the toilet? #
• 06:31 @Clamanity Actually, he's just an idea in the mind of God. #
• 06:31 Hark! Hark! The dogs do bark! Way too much, in fact. #
• 06:32 @oz_diggs I vote for the Hip-po-gy-raf, but I'd like to see all three of them eventually. #
• 06:41 @jacqwolk No, it just makes him more powerful than you could ever imagine. #
• 06:41 For all his talk, I don't think Obi-Wan really DID become more powerful when Vader struck him down. He just became a plot-advancing ghost. #
• 06:44 @gregory_goose You're gettin' nuttin' on 3G, 'cause you ain't been nuttin' but bad. #
• 08:12 Kate Gosselin is one of People Magazine's Most Intriguing People. When did they change the meaning of "intriguing" to "irritating"? #
• 08:20 Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of Glamour? What's next, me on Men's Fitness? #
• 08:53 Hey, kids! I'm flame-retardant! #
• 08:54 The song "Here Comes Santa Claus" just hasn't been the same since Congress changed Santa Claus Lane to Ronald Reagan Lane. #
• 08:55 I should p
  robably pick up some Christmas cards today. #
• 15:11 Is the website Boing Boing at all affiliated with Gerald McBoing-Boing? #
• 16:10 Why does the sign for New Moon have a crescent moon on it? #

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