Twitterpated

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• 01:18 Video: In honor of the holidays, here’s a Christmas cartoon that’s offensive to ALL races and cultures! tumblr.com/xpy4l1jne #
• 13:16 @NowIsStrange Well, Mighty Mouse would almost certainly win at an elocution contest. #
• 14:12 "I don't like to feel good! I like to feel evil!" -Skeletor #
• 17:41 Glamour has Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover. Woman's Day has blueberry pancakes. I know which one I find more attractive. #
• 17:44 Cosmopolitan, please stop existing. Nobody needs a magazine to tell them how to titillate a man. #
• 19:25 @OfficialKat The Arctic mammal or the guy who's married to Heidi Klum? #
• 20:17 I noticed that, on the New Releases rack at Target, the Chris Brown and Rihanna albums were in opposite corners. Gotta keep 'em separated! #
• 20:18 I'm not sure I've ever even heard any music by Chris Brown. As far as I know, his main claim to fame is being abusive. #
• 21:57 "Going Rogue" IS a book about Sarah Palin not wearing her underwear, right? #
• 22:03 @billyhc I guess SOMEONE must, or they wouldn't keep playing it. #
• 22:06 @InBloomers Yeah, like Us Weekly, for instance. #
• 22:10 @huggythuggy Some people might see that as a compliment. #

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