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• 00:28 @NowIsStrange She was probably the best-looking female character in the movie, but maybe that was mostly because she wasn't dirty. #
• 01:48 Link: 6 Adorable Cat Behaviors with Shockingly Evil Explanations tumblr.com/xpy4k7a29 #
• 06:51 Video: Hey, did you know atheists are jealous of Christians, because they have Christmas? Well, except the... tumblr.com/xpy4kbzy8 #
• 07:38 Do they really improve the Hess truck every year? #
• 08:09 My favorite Christmas song is the one that starts out with, "Seasons' gree
  tings in our souls, yummy Fruity Pebbles in the bowls." #
• 08:10 Father Christmas, give us some money! Don't mess around with those silly Outback Steakhouse gift cards! #
• 08:17 I wonder when we'll see the Grinch in a commercial for home security systems. Come to think of it, the Cat in the Hat would also work. #
• 08:17 @JaredofMo Or Don Quixote "Don." #
• 20:07 Oh, the old tom cat with his meow meow meow, old hound dog with his bow-wow-wow. #
• 20:18 Video: Minnie’s Yoo Hoo Oh, the old tom cat with his meow meow meow, old hound dog with his bow
  -bow-wow. tumblr.com/xpy4ktamd #
• 22:03 Come on, O'Reillyites, you really expect overworked cashiers to say "Merry Christmas"? You're lucky if they bother to nod at you. #

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