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• 01:48 So the Dragon God in Dragon Quest V talks like Ned Flanders? #
• 01:49 Great. The eBay seller I bought a car charger from is in Hong Kong. I really need to start checking those things. #
• 06:03 Funny how Carrie Prejean's book shares the name of a song by a married gay guy. #
• 14:49 @oz_diggs Yeah, I don't think the technology for a glass to eject unwanted beverages exists yet. #
• 14:51 In Dragon Quest V, I'm back in the fairy realm. It's nice to know that wasn't just a brief diversion near the beginning of the game. #
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  /em> I also have to fight the Behemoose, but he kicked my ass the first time. #
• 15:25 I just found out Rubén Blades was a politician in Panama. Didn't he cover "The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul"? #
• 15:30 My dad is supposed to meet with us today, but I'm not ready to go out, and @NowIsStrange is still in bed. #
• 15:55 @themall Well, sleeping too much DOES sometimes make people more tired. And I don't think travel sleep counts as much anyway. #
• 15:58 @MikeConway I think I knew some people who did that. It's not like avoiding buying a computer could feed you for life. #
• 16:22 @CGCassimus Hey, my head isn't capitalist! It's anarcho-socialist! And my right arm is fascist. #
• 16:23 @oz_diggs Woofy, you bitch! #
• 20:06 @finallykyle twitpic.com/q0ylr - I love your coat. #
• 20:16 People laugh at me for taking Olive Garden breadsticks home, but I think they're actually good reheated. #
• 20:18 @TarynAria Holy crap! It's Samara from "The Ring"! :P #
• 20:46 Link: Sweden: woman 'murdered' by elk, not husband - Yes, apparently elk are trying to frame people for... tumblr.com/xpy4bn159 #

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