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• 02:47 I can't WAIT to hear the latest reports of people trampling each other to buy some crappy off-brand laptop! #
• 03:07 Black Friday sales operate on the time-tested principle of Survival of the Assiest. #
• 03:10 I was going to watch "Chica Booty Banger 2," but then I realized I hadn't seen the first one, so I'd probably be lost. #
• 13:07 Here's wishing you the blackest of Black Fridays! #
• 13:50 Today is Buy Nothing Day, which means tomorrow is Buy All the Stuff You Otherwise Would Have Bought Yesterday Day. #
• 14:05 @KimBoekbinder Wasn't that a James Bond film? #
• 16:50 @colleenanne No, it means you weren't participating in Buy Nothing Day, so the issue is irrelevant. #
• 16:52 @eehouls Depends on whether you're a greedy bastard or a smug, self-righteous one. #
• 16:53 @neilhimself Not Voltaire, then? #
• 18:41 I feel rather accomplished for having sorted out my bookshelves, despite the fact that they really don't look much different. #
• 18:42 Most of my books are in storage, s
  o it wasn't as difficult as it otherwise might have been. #
• 18:46 @oz_diggs You mean your Chevy? #
• 18:47 All my Oz books (well, most of them, anyway) are now on the shelves near my computer. That should make them easier to access. #
• 18:48 Unfortunately, I had to stack them instead of shelving them normally. #
• 19:08 @suicideblonde What about black humor, or black beans? #
• 19:48 Interesting that the Shanower/Young "Land of Oz" keeps in Tip's bit about the grass and trees being purple, when they're obvi
  ously not. #

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