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09:45 I passed my test, and now I'm going back to bed for a little bit longer. #
12:25 Possible titles for Sarah Palin's next book: Gone Rogue, Going Roguer, Going Rogue 2: The Roguening #
12:25 Perhaps more likely is that she'll give up on the title part of the way through. #
12:26 Actually, considering her speech pattern, shouldn't her book have been "Goin' Rogue"? #
13:47 @neilhimself If @feliciaday is so influential, how come I don't know who she is? Is she working behind the scenes? #
13:48 You know, I
don't find Christina Ricci particularly attractive. Not that I have to or anything, but I know several people who do. #
13:49 Oddly enough, I think I had a dream where I had a magazine full of pictures of her, so maybe there's a subconscious thing going on. #
13:51 @colleenanne But your priest says you ain't saving no souls? #
13:52 You PMS like a bitch I would know. Mind you, I DON'T know her, but I WOULD. #
19:19 Back from dinner with my mom and sister at P.F. Chang's. This was the first time I'd been there. #
19:20 The things you learn from daily Wik
ipedia e-mails. Did you know Peter the Great had an All-Joking, All-Drunken Synod of Fools and Jesters? #
19:27 @willmatheson Yeah, David Clayton-Thomas used to use them on little boys. #
19:34 @InBloomers No, we never did. I was just pointing out that my name is also Nathan. #
20:34 @MikeConway Well, it's also something in a glassworks, but even that doesn't make sense in context. #
20:41 @johnlarroquette twitpic.com/qpsi7 - Well, it would have made more
sense to use him to advertise cocaine, but it's no longer legal. #
21:19 @3x1minus1 Well, now that he's not in New York, he can no longer get TMBG at a moment's notice. #
22:04 @colleenanne Are you cuckoo for it? #
22:06 @DitaVonTeese Does your dachshund get separation anxiety, like most of the other dachshunds I've known? #
22:16 @d_whiteplume Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge. #
22:16 Why do they mention Kwanzaa in a Gap
commercial? Aren't you supposed to give handmade gifts for Kwanzaa? #
22:17 Not to mention that it's one of the whitest stores there is. #
22:19 @PFTompkins When I see X's on the road, I'm afraid it's where they're going to drop something. #
22:19 At first I thought Lady Gaga might be German. It's a good thing her last name disavowed me of that notion. #
22:20 @colleenanne But really, only Jesus can save souls, right? #
22:28 @eehouls Oh, you're always hanging out on t
he wrong side of the tracks! {g} #
23:11 @JaredofMo Was it Aeneas, or possibly Hector? #
23:14 @d_whiteplume And all this time, I thought she blew! #
23:15 I just realized that I started three replies in a row with the word "well." I need a little more variety. #