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• 00:04 @JaredofMo Eh, at least they're not Fed Ex. #
• 00:05 I just got back from seeing Scott McCaughey and Steve Wynn live in Philadelphia. More details to follow in my journal. #
• 00:09 RT @jfruh Today's award for most moronic spelling/capitalization of a company's name: "GyPSii" (htxt.it/41KW #
• 00:13 @margaretcho The iPod or the toilet? #
• 00:14 @MarzGurlProd Does it come with a sitar? #
• 00:15
  A Birther sounds like it should be someone who has a lot of babies. Then again, a lot of self-identified Birthers probably do that as well. #
• 00:16 Personally, I belong to a small fringe group that believes Obama wasn't born at all. #
• 08:11 Maybe the Minus 5 should play an in-store at a Five Below. #
• 10:42 My dream involved a song that was somehow a mix of the Cheers theme and TMBG's "Upside Down Frown." #
• 19:51 @3x1minus1 I don't think I've ever seen her in anything. But I've never been that great at keeping up on actors. #
• 20:38 @timheidecker I think she'd be cool with it. #
• 20:45 @eehouls @NowIsStrange tells me that Tom didn't even bounce around in his chair and talk about how psychiatry is bullshit. What a gyp! #
• 20:46 @TheRealTavie @eehouls I think a few people who are a week or so shy of their 60th birthday might be watching. #
• 22:18 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy35123s #
• 22:22 Photo: I keep telling myself I’m not going to post any more Kanye pictures, and then something like this... tumblr.com/xpy
  3513qj #
• 22:43 Does the proposed tax on "juice drinks and sodas" cover actual juice? #
• 22:44 I actually drink a lot more soda now than I used to, because juice is too sugary to drink as often as I did in the past. #
• 22:52 @PressTheButtons There aren't too many places I can think of where I'd rather not go than Bowser's ass. Okay, maybe King Hippo's ass. #
• 22:54 Jay Leno, your Schwarzenegger impression sucks. Not that I could do better, but I don't try doing it on TV for, like, two minutes. #
• 22:58 If you're going to do a joke about a c
  lassic with mom-sex, wouldn't "Oedipus Rex" be the obvious choice? #
• 23:00 Rachel Maddow always looks amused. #
• 23:01 @eehouls I think that's the case with everybody's dreams. #
• 23:36 Photo: samuraifrog: tumblr.com/xpy3526c6 #
• 23:43 Photo: samuraifrog: tumblr.com/xpy352a9s #

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