Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 00:33 Link: Kanye Apologizes. - Okay, now apologize for your breaches of basic Internet etiquette. I can just image... tumblr.com/xpy33m0hj #
• 00:50 Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in "Kanye" to spell the place where the Birthers think Obama was born? It's all connected! #
• 00:52 @NowIsStrange @TheRealTavie I think praising Taylor Swift is buying into the idea that victims should automatically be celebrated. #
• 00:53 Okay, I'm confused. Is the Beyonce video that Kanye thought should have won the one with Joe Jonas dancing? #
• 14:35 @SarahKSilverman Beetles, of course! #
• 14:39 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy33uezd #
• 14:41 Photo: History of Tea Parties tumblr.com/xpy33ufw6 #
• 14:45 RT @michaelianblack Jay Leno premieres tonight! Let the not watching begin! #
• 14:51 @eehouls What does it say about me that I initially thought you were talking about the general? #
• 14:52 About all I know about Patton Oswalt is that, when he opened for Camper Van Beethoven, he was booe
  d for making a pro-Bush comment. #
• 14:52 Whether the comment was sincere or sarcastic isn't information I've been privy to. #
• 14:53 Honestly, when I hear his name, I usually just think of Dick Van Patten. Hey, they were both on the Weird Al Show. #
• 14:54 My dreams yesterday involved a frog in the bathtub (which Clancy proceeded to chase) and boy fortune hunters at the North Pole. #
• 14:55 I think the boys tricked thieves out of gold by taking a strait down to Europe, or something like that. It didn't make much sense. #
• 15:11 Photo: thedailywhat: tumblr.com/xpy3
  3usyg #
• 15:14 Photo: So I assume AT&T is under the reign of Satan? That sounds about right. friendlyatheist: tumblr.com/xpy33uv8e #
• 16:23 If a diva is the female version of a Hustler, does it contain full frontal male nudity? #
• 16:24 @d_whiteplume It might have been a joke. I don't know enough about the guy to be sure. #
• 16:27 Not sure why, but some stand-up comic called Joe King started following me. If only it were the ruler of the Gillikins instead. #
• 16:47 Kanye Interrupts Moon Landing.
  
  He is keeping it real, he means no harm tumblr.com/xpy33w71i #
• 16:52 Video: An anti-Obama conservative parody of “New York, New York.” For some reason, this seems like something... tumblr.com/xpy33w9hs #
• 17:26 Photo: “Beyonce had one of the greatest birthdays of all time!” tanya77: tumblr.com/xpy33wrp2 #
• 18:45 I don't like Twitter! If something isn't long, it isn't worth reading! #
• 20:08 @3x1minus1 Sounds tasty. I haven't had a cheese steak in a while. #
• 20:42 Photo: pdvmorris: tumblr.com/xpy33ztke #
• 21:23 Dick Morris claims that no one on the right has criticized Obama on race. Did he just get here? #
• 22:17 @JaredofMo I should be, sure. #
• 22:18 @3x1minus1 Maybe America's got talent, but Leno doesn't. #
• 22:22 One problem I have is that I keep getting the germs of ideas for jokes, but can't figure out how to phrase them so they'd make sense. #
• 22:27 Tumblr, stop making changes to your infrast
  ructure! You're not the Army Corps of Engineers! #
• 23:05 Maybe Kanye's outburst can be explained by alien abduction. SOMEONE shaved crop circles into his hair, anyway. #
• 23:07 The local news said that the Leno appearance was Kanye's first since the VMAs. Because MOST Mondays, he does eight different TV shows. #
• 23:08 O'Reilly has Brit Hume on his show, apparently so he looks like less of a sour-faced old man in comparison. #
• 23:18 No, O'Reilly, not everyone who disagrees with Obama is a racist. But YOU are a racist, so maybe you're not the best person to address that. #
• 23:18 And if you want proof
  of Bill-O's racism, just remember, "M-F-er, I want more iced tea." #
• 23:25 Wow, O'Reilly is progressing somewhat! He actually got the name of "Dancing with the Stars" right for once. #
• 00:01 @kattmoff I loved their "What would your dead mom say?" routine. Classic Leno humor! #

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Comments

[chu_hi.livejournal.com]

I'd forgotten about that "iced tea" thing.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

What about the negligee situation?

[chu_hi.livejournal.com]

Ew, ew, ew. I had to look that up, and now I feel dirty. Disgusting, sexist pervert. Ewww.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

You know, if he'd just ADMIT he was a pervert, I'd be less bothered by it. But no, he has to go on acting like he's some upright citizen who's protecting the kids, and some of his fans apparently actually buy it. What I love is when he'll talk about how disturbing or inappropriate an image is, and then play it on a loop while he's talking.