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• 00:28 I'm kind of surprised Jerry Lewis is still doing telethons. Isn't he pushing 100 by this point? #
• 15:55 @JaredofMo Looks like I only have 719. #
• 15:56 @oz_diggs I tend to like him being a little chubby. #
• 16:00 @MarzGurlProd That's appropriate, because the Book of Mormon is also dark and boring. #
• 16:02 How come there's a Labor Day, but there's no White Collar Work Day? #
• 16:06 Photo: I think I’d advise the Lion to eat her ga
  llbladder. tumblr.com/xpy30hdb3 #
• 16:15 @xtcfans Maybe not, but if you've seen what the general public DOES consider cool, that might not be such a bad thing. #
• 16:21 @TheRealTavie You could give them to me. #
• 16:26 I tried to follow "What Would Jesus Do?", but moneychangers are better at fighting back than you'd think. #
• 19:04 Is it true that Share Bear's symbol was changed because sharing milkshakes can spread germs? #
• 19:27 Photo: mudwerks: [happy Labored Da
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• 19:31 Photo: samuraifrog: tumblr.com/xpy30kebw #
• 21:03 @TheRealTavie Can't your parents just be satisfied with the country they live in? :P #
• 21:04 My idea for the next Disney Channel original movie: The Lion King vs. the Cheetah Girls #
• 21:37 Photo: Looks like Mario is gaining on Pac-Man.  Of course, Sonic could probably beat both of them WITHOUT a... tumblr.com/xpy30m9eg #
• 23:16 Photo: Cute Ways t
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