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• 14:34 Photo: samuraifrog: tumblr.com/xpy2z1ifn #
• 16:44 @colleenanne That might not be a good idea. They both have so many kids that some are BOUND to survive and reproduce. #
• 17:08 Has our society given up hope for the future? #
• 17:19 O'Reilly's "No Spin Zone" was a mistake. He had intended to call it the "No SKIN Zone," based on how he liked his chicken. #
• 19:45 Now Obama wants to <gasp> TALK TO SCHOOLCHILDREN? What devious scheme will that bastard come up with next? #
• 19:46 Knowing Obama, he'll probably end up not making the speech. #
• 19:46 Or maybe he'll make it, but it will be sponsored by Pfizer, Blue Cross, Exxon Mobil, and Focus on the Family. #
• 20:03 Photo: Fine print at the bottom of this sign: “…if you happen to be an executive, a lawyer, or a corrupt... tumblr.com/xpy2z5gfg #
• 21:32 @JaredofMo Yeah, I've seen that, and it's accurate as far as it goes, but I don't know who wrote it. #
• 21:33 I got new sneakers today. #
• 21:40 @NowIsStrange keeps mistaking Todd McFarlane for Hal Sparks. If only she were right... #
• 22:21 bit.ly/JYz83
  A stroke cures a guy's vision, but he can no longer speak French. #
• 22:46 Photo: Okay, I’m a guy, so maybe I’m not qualified to speak on the issue, but I have to say that considering... tumblr.com/xpy2z7q72 #

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