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09:37 tinyurl.com/mr4a8k A teacher fired for being in racy pictures is now doing porn. #
10:26 My dentist's office is decorated with Three Stooges memorabilia. #
10:32 RT @jfruh BREAKING: New Prime Minister of Japan to have awesome hair: bit.ly/2rsNmz #
10:33 RT @poisonyoulove Who the hell was DJ AM? And why are the news channels acting like he's some huge celebrity? #
10:35 @MikeConway Don't forget about Gooflactus! bit.ly/hKq3i #</ a>
10:42 @CGCassimus And then you'll get to drink with Esther's brother? #
10:44 Don't you love how the staff runs out of the room when giving you dental X-rays? #
10:44 Has there ever been a superhero who owes his origins to dental X-rays? I guess he'd probably just end up fighting Cavity Creeps. #
12:12 Black, white, green red, can I take my friend to bed? Pink, brown, yellow, orange, and blue, I love you. #
12:21 Build-A-Bear is going to let you build a Portuguese water dog. Gee, I wonder why. :P #
12:51 They got one leaving today. <
a href="http://bit.ly/OVHZX">bit.ly/OVHZX #
12:57 Why was Bill Nye on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire"? #
13:09 Link: Interview with Gwenno from the Pipettes - I’m sure I’ll get a second Pipettes album if it ever comes... tumblr.com/xpy2xidks #
13:30 Photo: Honestly, Flansburgh, I was never too fond of that rectangular guitar. tumblr.com/xpy2xim8g #
13:33 @InBloomers It was actually Paul McCartney's rhyme, but thanks anyway. {g} #
13:42 Video: Shonen Knif
e is a band I don’t really know much about, but I know several people with similar musical... tumblr.com/xpy2xirg6 #
13:59 Link: New News on Unseen Academicals - Awesome! It’s been too long since there’s been a Discworld book... tumblr.com/xpy2xizi2 #
14:07 In my dream last night, I was looking at a map of Oregon that had an area the exact size and shape of Pennsylvania marked on it. #
15:02 Photo: According to Pat Robertson, marriage should only be between the symbols on bathroom doors, and only if... tumblr.com/xpy2xjv78 #
15:06 Stuff Chri
stian Culture Likes www.stuffchristianculturelikes.com #
15:24 Link: Marvel vs. Capcom - Disney Buyout Edition - Disney characters who would make good additions to a... tumblr.com/xpy2xk6at #
15:42 Was the comic strip "Marvin" always so full of poop and pee jokes? #
17:12 Video: Pac-Man’s secret life revealed! tumblr.com/xpy2xlpka #
18:11 Photo: Yeah, I’ve seen Christian parodies of lots of logos, but the play on words here is more of a stretch... tumblr.com/xpy2xmjmp #
21:49 @NowIsStrange got a flier from Massey Hall in the mail. Did they pay international postage to send that? #
22:28 Photo: tumblr.com/xpy2xqkv0 #