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• 02:24 @kittysneezes Happy birthday! #
• 11:00 RT @comicgoodness How science reporting works #comics bit.ly/2udF6 #
• 11:41 Why does @NowIsStrange keep telling me not to get my hair cut? It's too shaggy! #
• 11:43 I had a dream about attending a vice presidential debate. Sarah Palin was there, but I don't think the other candidates were real. #
• 11:43 The dream also involved a lot of pencils stuck in the ceiling, which I found disturbing. #
• 12:06 Whatever happened to Bulk and Skull from Powe
  r Rangers? #
• 12:17 Cats never want to be where you put them, even if that's where they would have gone on their own. #
• 13:36 Photo: They sure are starting young these days, aren’t they? thedailywhat: tumblr.com/xpy2wj6ls #
• 15:08 Photo: If Robocop can ride a unicorn, does that mean he’s a virgin? geektopia: tumblr.com/xpy2wkfex #
• 16:53 The God of the Bible is like Rudy Giuliani. He doesn't always agree with Himself. #
• 16:58 Photo: mudwerks: tumblr.com/xpy2wltgn #
• 17:14 Did you know that aspirin got its name because it was originally made from snake venom? #
• 17:19 I'm up to 1000 tweets! Again! Seriously, why did my count suddenly decrease a little while ago? #
• 17:41 @thepipettes If I can't trust a green man, can I trust a hunkypunk? #
• 18:22 Man, I hate the Thwack spell! #
• 19:28 My character in Dragon Quest V was turned into a statue, and restored by his kids a few years later. #
• 19:31 @heiditron3000 The nursery rhymes are coming true! #
• 19:32 @oz_diggs I wonder if Hungry Tiger Press still has plans to republish that. #
• 19:43 Why is Michelle Trachtenburg not in the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players? #
• 20:28 When I hear the XTC song "Scissor Man," I think of Cut Man from the first Mega Man game. #
• 20:31 @gick7 Ah, so she's a costumed mountain, rather than a costumed fortress. My mistake. #
• 20:33 Do you think Sonic the Hedgehog could outrun the Roadrunner? What about the Flash? #
• 20:35 When I need to buy a cliff, I always look on Cragslist. #
• 23:10 @kattmoff I wouldn't say that's lame, but I think the song predates both the movie and the video game. #
• 23:30 @eehouls That dog looks a bit like Dewey. #

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