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• 01:50 I'm with Bill Maher on not being religious, but I don't know that I'd agree that religion is "childish." #
• 09:19 That was a fairly quick and painless visit to the Motor Vehicle Agency. And people say the government is inefficient! #
• 09:21 @JaredofMo No, I do not. I could probably get a microphone for cheap, though. #
• 09:41 @InBloomers "Kris Kringle" comes from "Christkindl," the Christ Child figure who's considered the traditional German gift-giver. #
• 09:42 @InBloomers By J
  ove, that's an apt comparison! {g} #
• 09:51 @oz_diggs Even though I know I suggested all three of those, I'd say Terrybubble takes priority for me. #
• 09:51 The Middle Eastern takeout place closed down. And we were planning on going back there, too! #
• 17:16 @michaelianblack Only if they're the two-tailed kind, like in the Starbucks logo #
• 17:24 @colleenanne Didn't you already do that? #
• 18:08 I sometimes feel like I'm the only person in the world who hasn't seen &qu
  ot;Wall-E." But that's not true, as @NowIsStrange hasn't either. #
• 19:22 @heiditron3000 Hey, your awful Stevie Nicks impression couldn't possibly be worse than the real Stevie Nicks. #
• 19:23 @colleenanne But you bought a house in Kentucky that you promptly abandoned, right? #
• 19:34 bit.ly/31Pt6W
  But do nectarines taste better at the ballpark? #
• 22:37 @colleenanne And people think I'M too literal! #

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