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• 08:07 The people bringing guns to town halls are probably just as nuts as your average Muslim fundamentalist, but they do it for Aetna, not Allah. #
• 08:22 @3x1minus1 I don't watch Craig Ferguson, but I don't know that I could ever hate someone with a voice like his. #
• 12:02 Why is it that, when characters in "Return to Oz" talk about the Nome King, they always put the accent on the second word? #
• 12:04 @miscellaneaarts The amount of space depends on whether you're getting hardbacks or paperbacks, doesn't it? #
• 12:05 @kattmoff Would you normally? #
• 12:14 Although the dreams where I end up somewhere weird and far away just by turning a different way are annoying, I wish space worked that way. #
• 13:39 @rainnwilson I suppose the PC term is "spousal abuser tops." #
• 13:49 Don't I have the right to be loved? #
• 13:51 There's a car without a handle, and that car is still at large. #
• 14:53 Bill Maher claims to be in favor of health discounts for people who live healthy lifestyles, but wouldn't that be an invasion of privacy? #
• 17:07 Michael Jackson's interchangeable noses www.kansascity.com/stargazing/story/1345922.html #
• 17:10 bit.ly/3Ygwot
  Casper clones #
• 17:11 I had an issue of "Timmy the Timid Ghost" as a kid. It sucked, if I remember correctly. #
• 17:25 bit.ly/3R8tU7
  5 embarrassing terrorist failures #
• 18:55 Some sites make it way too easy to accidentally change languages. It's hard to change back, because everything is in a foreign language. #
• 19:08 Hey, media outlets, just because someone says something doesn't mean you have to take it seriously. #
• 19:11 Who's up for some Challenge Ball? www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/premario.html #
• 19:14 People buy the PS3 for the GAMES? I never would have guessed! tinyurl.com/ntwtpp #
• 19:30 How Obama SHOULD run
  the health care reform program bit.ly/4lSswH #
• 19:32 Mermaid sighted in Israel bit.ly/v4rMJ #
• 20:30 @TheGreatBermuda Start saving up for the next set of collectible coins. #
• 20:32 @TarynAria Unfortunately, I think the language I changed it to was, like, Finnish or something. #
• 20:44 PETA hates fat people bennylava.robertnlee.com/?p=3430 #
• 20:46 And unlike Obama, PETA really DOES believe
  in euthanasia. #
• 21:06 Do I believe that Bigfoot exists? Of course! Those cars at the Spectrum didn't crush themselves! #
• 23:06 O'Reilly doesn't approve of Barney Frank's comments. I've read Culture Warrior, and he's cool with comparing political opponents to Nazis. #
• 23:07 Besides, if arguing with that lady is like arguing with a dining room table, arguing with O'Reilly is like arguing with a TV tray. #
• 23:08 A TV tray with a plate of falafel on it, that is. #

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