From Twitter 07-23-2009

[vovat]

• 19:38:09: Under the window, covered by curtains, all lacy and splattered with blood, we find crutches in the corner and bullets on the shelf.
  
• 19:38:50: Hey, Billy Joel, just what IS a real estate novelist? The author of the best-selling novel "Location, Location, Location"?
  
• 19:41:48: I'm not too fond of the current male teen heartthrob look. Not that I should be, mind you. I'm just saying.
  
• 19:43:42: There was some crappy country song on the radio with the line "Thank God I'm still a guy." What an odd thing to be thankful for.
  
• 19:44:28: I mean, not having a period and being able to pee standing up are good things, but I can't say I'm that attached to my gender in general.
  
• 22:33:57: Rush Limbaugh thinks that health care is comparable to buying a car or staying at a hotel.
  
• 22:34:33: Why does someone who gets his medicine illegally even care about the health care system?
  

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Comments

[rockinlibrarian.livejournal.com]

My interpretation of "real estate novelist" has been a real estate agent who's adept at spinning long yarns in effort to sell.

You know what? This is a whole list not in reply to anyone else, so I never had to guess at context! (Not that I blame you for the replies on other days or anything, just saying).

[arfies.livejournal.com]

I Googled those country lyrics, and it seems the rest of the song is far worse:

http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-still-a-guy-lyrics-brad-paisley.html

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we only caught the tail end of it, but it was pretty bad. What's with the right wing being so intent on maintaining gender differences?

[arfies.livejournal.com]

So their women still fry them chicken. Because THAT'S what the soldiers died for!

[vovat.livejournal.com]

So guys can't learn to fry chicken on their own?