From Twitter 07-13-2009

[vovat]

• 12:37:18: Had a dream about surrogate mothers, except there was some way that the surrogate could take over at the last minute.
  
• 12:38:30: Another dream involved having to crawl into my house, because of some problem with the doorway.
  
• 14:18:38: @jfruh The commercial with guys singing about Viagra is pretty damned bad.
  
• 18:43:22: Ireland passed a law against blasphemy? I'd like to know who's in charge of defining that. http://tinyurl.com/ntrevl
  
• 18:47:11: Armor of God Pajamas http://bit.ly/eQoIl
  
• 20:15:11: The Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 Cereal Mascots http://bit.ly/raQ5t
  
• 20:15:38: Does Froot Loops even have that much of an odor, or is Toucan Sam's nose just THAT good?
  
• 20:57:47: Why can I not find a way to tell whether anyone has added my tweets as favorites? Is it to keep me humble?
  
• 21:12:40: @3x1minus1 Thanks! I don't think it's complete, though, because I've seen other tweets of mine on people's favorite pages.
  
• 21:24:00: @JaredofMo Maybe they should just combine the two. How do you think Mario would fare against the Cowardly Lion?
  
• 21:24:22: @JaredofMo The Scarecrow obviously wouldn't be a challenge at all, since Mario has fireballs.
  
• 21:53:31: I think my wife's level of anger at puns is too high.
  

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