Twitterpated

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• 03:09 Well, I'm back. I don't think I'd heard anything by Steve Wynn before, but it was a fun show. #
• 14:29 Why didn't I think to charge my phone before going to the city? #
• 14:50 My dreams last night involved a galactic mob war and a Hawaiian town with "Motherfucking" in the name. #
• 15:36 @NowIsStrange You're right. I AM jealous of that. #
• 15:38 twitpic.com/8mmwl @alyankovic and @amandapalmer together! #
• 15:39 Maybe Al is seeking permission to do a parody called "Coin-Operated Soy." :P #
• 15:41 @heiditron3000 I don't know. I think Heidi Klum might be able to handle it. #
• 15:42 @NowIsStrange You shouldn't. If you were someone worthy of hatred, I wouldn't have married you. #
• 15:43 Did Billy Mays really go to the Big City Toilet in the sky? This is getting ridiculous. #
• 15:43 @NowIsStrange And why's that? #
• 15:44 @NowIsStrange I missed you, too. #
• 15:46 @Clamanity No, you're thinking of Donald Trump. No, seriously, I really don't think so, but I'm not sure whom you're thinking of. #
• 15:47 @PFTompkins He was going bowling for terrorists. #
• 15:49 @amandapalmer Yeah, that's not a very favorable comparison. Unless you take baths with your brother. #
• 15:51 Why won't E-ZPass send me the strips to stick my box to the windshield? I'm sick of paying cash at tollbooths! #
• 15:52 Collaboration between Beyonce and Sauron: "If you like it, then you should have put the One Ring on it." #
• 16:04 I now have three Oz-related mugs, and I don't even really drink anything out of mugs. #
• 16:27 Our cat Reagan likes French onion Sun Chips. #
• 16:49 @therealtavie What do you think of the art in the Oz books? #
• 21:07 @NowIsStrange Do you think I'd want health insurance from someone I hated? Well, maybe. #

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