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[vovat]

• 06:57 I dreamed about a PSA telling kids not to climb into volcanoes. I wish there really were such a thing. #
• 06:58 Most of the current trending topics I understand, but why is Jeff Goldblum on there? #
• 08:16 Maybe it was actually Leon Kompowski who died. #obscuresimpsonsreferences #
• 08:20 @kattmoff Did they mention Michael at all? #
• 08:21 @eehouls Just don't set your hair on fire in Michael's honor, like I tried to do. #
• 08:23 RT @jfruh Wikipedia wisdom on the Robot (the dance): "As long as the illusion of being a robot is maintained, it is considered the robot." #
• 08:26 Why are people still littering? That is SO medieval London! #
• 11:34 @InBloomers Are you taking a job as a circus balloonist? #
• 11:39 Song of the Day www.yousendit.com/download/cmcyRm8zTkExUUNGa1E9PQ #
• 12:23 Jesus came not to bring peace, but a...gun? bit.ly/KX9q9 #
• 12:42 tinyurl.com/ltrfxa You would think strip-searching kids is something we wouldn't NEED the Supreme Court to tell us is wrong. #
• 14:48 So, does Bella from Twilight grow up to be Bella Goth from The Sims? #
• 15:05 Hot chili grenades bit.ly/xm4LY #
• 15:05 bit.ly/IwdJB
  Elephants painted to look like pandas #
• 16:49 Has Martin Bashir commented on Jackson's death yet? #
• 16:50 Let's all honor Michael by having a glass of Jesus Juice. #
• 16:51 I think all of Sarah Palin's kids have special needs. They need to get away from their crazy parents. #
• 17:33 Billy Bob Thorton is on Real Time tonight. I wonder if he's going to go off on another rant about Famous Monsters of Filmland. #
• 19:36 @kattmoff I guess David Lowery cared more about Mitch Hedberg than Michael Jackson. #
• 19:42 @poisonyoulove If you get blown to Oz, give my regards to Ozma! #
• 19:50 I'm thinking of purchasing at least the first issue of the Oz-Wonderland Chronicles. #
• 23:57 MJ was from Gary, Indiana? I guess that's the logical explanation how he happened on that elegant syncopation. #
• 00:01 Why put up a "dangerous intersection" sign, instead of just installing a stoplight? #

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Comments

[annamatic.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about that Gary, Indiana song for the past couple days too :P

[rockinlibrarian.livejournal.com]

06:57 I dreamed about a PSA telling kids not to climb into volcanoes. I wish there really were such a thing

Why not? There are more obvious warnings out there. Like the jars of peanut butter that say "Allergy warning: contains peanuts."

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Maybe they'll start putting labels on volcanoes that say, "WARNING: Contains Magma." Or possibly just "Caution: Hot."