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• 08:26 That was a messed-up dream I had last night. #
• 08:29 @JaredofMo So where's Bowyer in all this? #
• 08:30 @JaredofMo It's the Australian equivalent of Candyland. #
• 10:18 Saw a sign today for "World Net Realty." So are they, like, hardcore right-wing realtors? #
• 10:19 Saw a car w/3 angel bumper stickers: "I believe in angels," "This car protected by angels," "My angel is an honor student at Heaven High" #
• 10:19 Okay, I made that last one up, but there really WERE three of them. #
• 14:05 Farrah Fawcett died today. Never quite understood why she was a sex symbol in the 70s, but it's definitely too bad to lose her. #
• 14:06 @JaredofMo But they can't get you when you're out in the sunshine! #
• 14:40 @InBloomers I still like my idea for a Mario-themed bumper sticker: "Save an Ostro, ride a Shyguy." #
• 14:57 pitchfork.com/tv/#/musicvideo/3690-jenny-lewis-ft-elvis-costello-carpetbaggers-warner-brothers-rough-trade "Carpetbaggers" video #
• 14:57 Elvis Costello appears in the video, and I believe Zooey Deschanel does as well. #
• 15:01 Stoned wallabies make crop circles bit.ly/2etJcU #
• 18:49 And now Michael Jackson? Today is messed up. :( #
• 18:56 An old lady's car had a bunch of anti-Obama bumper stickers, including one saying, "Got a birth certificate?" #
• 18:56 I know a lot of people believe dumb things, but the idea that Obama somehow faked his birth certificate just takes the cake. #
• 19:43 Daryl Hannah was arrested? Is it because she was naked when she came out of the ocean? #
• 20:33 @PFTompkins No way! You're the only one who gets to taste the rainbow! #
• 20:35 @twobitme But if you're a transforming robot, it don't matter if you're black or white! #
• 22:12 @DVDBoxSet Not the one with George Wendt and Richard Moll, I assume? #

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