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• 03:09 One of my dreams featured a building that went all the way through the planet, so that it was in both hemispheres at once. #
• 06:25 Also had a dream that I'd found a stack of fan-written Oz books, but I think even at the time I realized it was too good to be true. #
• 06:54 @eehouls I'm assuming they'd rather have status symbols than cuteness. I agree with you, though. #
• 18:30 I got an e-mail with the title "Gaza is calling." Is that anything like the song "London Calling"? If so, that's cool. #
• 18:31 Why does it always take so long to drive home when it's raining? It's not like most of the road surfaces were bad. #
• 18:32 I feel bad for the sheep I saw out in the rain. Wet wool isn't very comfortable. #
• 18:40 @heiditron3000 Hey, I heard that song on the radio the other day! #
• 18:41 @samuraifrog What about Mr. T? #
• 18:43 When will modern society learn that business was made for men, not men for business? #
• 18:52 @InBloomers So sort of like MONTY Python, then? #
• 19:16 @DVDBoxSet www.yousendit.com/download/MnFnbGtCSU85RmJIRGc9PQ #
• 19:18 @michaelianblack Personally, I'd club a baby seal. Or possibly buy one at the store. #
• 21:53 Sorry, John Bolton, but it's a little hard to take you seriously when you have the mustache of a cartoon walrus. #
• 22:25 Octopuses with Rubik's Cubes bit.ly/pJ7rj #
• 00:16 Does Ryan Seacrest have a stubble mustache? #
• 00:24 It bothers me that the only diet soda available at most restaurants is cola. #
• 00:43 Seeing Jimmy Fallon dressed up is kind of bizarre. #

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