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• 03:19 The transcripts on "To Catch a Predator" contain so many misspelled words. Does being a pedophile automatically make you illiterate as well? #
• 03:20 Allison should totally have won American Idol. I blame the teenybopper girls. Not that it really matters. #
• 13:25 Just re-watched the animated "Tin Woodman of Oz," in preparation for my review #
• 14:35 @Clamanity Well, it's pretty obvious by now that winning has absolutely nothing to do with how successful you'll be. #
• 14:35 @samuraifrog What? This didn't have anything to do with Denise Milani's nipples, did it? #
• 14:53 Happy African Liberation Day! Oh, and Memorial Day as well, to us Americans. #
• 15:30 @samuraifrog But why did the ex-soldier recommend suicide? #
• 19:48 As a mythology buff, I'd be more interested in Memorial Day if it were dedicated to Ares or Mithra. #
• 20:10 I love how the new Star Trek movie has a substance simply known as "red matter." Maybe it was named after its discoverer, Red Mattersley. #
• 20:18 Spock's mom's last name is Grayson? I wonder if she's related to the original Robin. #
• 20:37 Ain't nothing in the world like a green-skinned girl, but that don't mean to say you can't look. #
• 20:48 bit.ly/EnYar
  NOM is at it again. Apparently they feel they haven't been mocked enough already. #
• 20:48 Seriously, how would changing the definition of marriage affect kids who don't even know what it means in the first place? #

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