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[vovat]

• 06:11 Getting out of bed sucks. Maybe I should never do it again. #
• 06:44 $1.49 for six hot cross buns? Whatever happened to "one a penny, two a penny"? #
• 06:50 Pirates attacked an American ship? Something tells me they aren't quite the same kind you'd see in the Magic Kingdom. #

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Comments

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I think they should give modern day pirates a different name. Whenever I hear that pirates kidnapped people and overtook a ship it just... sounds like too much fun. It's kind of horrible since it's serious business and people's lives are in danger and I'm just thinking: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD MOVIE!

The losers of today don't deserve to be called pirates.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Hey, it makes more sense to call these losers pirates than it does to apply the word to people who illegally copy software.

[odontv.livejournal.com]

That's true. We can call them rat pies. Nobody would ever want to be a rat pie.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

What about a slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it?

[odontv.livejournal.com]

"Strawberry tarts are on the attack! Fire the torpedo!"

[vovat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sailors only want to see tarts when they're at port.

[burningofroissy.livejournal.com]

IAWTC so hard.