Twitterpated

[vovat]

• 06:23 How many times does the temp agency want me to fill out the exact same survey? #
• 18:54 I saw two different Diebold machines today. I can't believe they're still in business. "Let's buy from the company that lost those votes!" #
• 19:35 Happy Algerian New Year! #
• 19:35 April Fool's! It's actually the Assyrian New Year. #
• 21:03 Is "Lady Gaga" an actual person? #
• 21:16 They mentioned on American Idol that a chef comes by three times a week. What do they eat on the other four days? Hot Pockets? #
• 21:18 Every time Seacrest says, "Dim the lights," @NowIsStrange adds "chill the ham." #
• 21:20 That BK Burger Shots commercial has been playing for too long. Doesn't Burger King have a new special yet? #
• 21:21 "The best of the Fast and the Furious movies"? Admittedly, I haven't seen any of them, but that reeks of faint praise. #
• 21:36 Seacrest's fake-outs no longer even make grammatical sense. #
• 21:47 Okay, I'm not sure Lady Gaga is human, but she does exist. #
• 21:55 Did Megan get hypnotized into thinking she's a bird? #

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Comments

[odontv.livejournal.com]

I think Lady Gaga is a hermaphroditic robot. If that makes sense.

And I think the other 4 days they survive off of eating the most recently eliminated contestant.

[vovat.livejournal.com]

They must not like it much when one of the really little contestants is voted off, then.

[vilajunkie.livejournal.com]

Lady Gaga is the stage name of an Italian-American (female) singer. She dresses in really outrageous, space-agey outfits and sings about really off-the-wall stuff. Like one of her songs on the surface sounds like it's about an astronaut, but it's probably really about the joys of vibrators ("little plastic man" is in the lyrics somewhere).