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• 06:59 Spam message: "Your Account Was Baanned." Thanks for letting me know, Mr. Sheep! #
• 19:44 @mattkoff And this here's a government experiment, and we're driving like hell, to give some cowboys some acid, and to stay in motels. #
• 20:17 You're too asymmetrical, Megan! If you have a crazy tattoo on one arm, get one on the other too! #
• 20:31 Randy Jackson has said "swagga" twice in one night. #
• 20:33 People are still downloading No Doubt songs? #
• 20:35 That's some crazy hair, Allison. You're still the cutest remaining girl, though. Which is kind of messed up, since you're underage. #
• 20:37 Hey, I LIKE Allison's outfit! #
• 21:09 Wasn't Adam Lambert the guy from Lizzie McGuire? #
• 21:18 I always forget about Kris. Then I remember him as "the guy I always forget." #
• 21:56 You know, @pennjillette covered cuddle parties a few years ago. You're a bit behind the times, local news. #
• 21:59 @pshumate Don't forget that it's also the home of Ted Turner! #
• 22:01 RT @eehouls RT @plzfollow So tired of stick figure web comics, but I like this one about Pixar vs Dreamworks bit.ly/1ARHJn #
• 22:18 @NowIsStrange I do, but I'm not sure if I count. #

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