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• 07:10 @3x1minus1 You sat with other people at middle school lunch? You were way more social than I was. #
• 08:43 @TheRealTavie Hopkins hasn't been getting his fill of human livers and fava beans. #
• 08:44 @Twitterkins Well, there's a reason why the Oscar band will never be as cool as Country Bear Jamboree. #
• 08:56 I can't remember my dreams too well, but I know they involved both the Flintstones and the Jetsons. #
• 09:14 Is leaving the automatic greeting on your answering machine/voicemail a trend these days? #
• 09:17 Isn't it good to know that Twitter now has spammers? #
• 12:11 Got a free sample of Chick-n-Minis at Chick-fil-A today. They were pretty good. #
• 12:11 I also overheard a woman there telling her kid not to bite people. #
• 14:23 Why do Macs put so much garbage into zip files? #
• 15:50 The cave with the moving floors is so annoying. #
• 21:04 I beat the Marquis de Leon. Next time I play, I guess I'll take on Balzack. They're two of the most obnoxious bosses. #
• 21:04 And in real world news (as dull as that may be), I made a bit of headway on our income taxes. #
• 21:13 @twobitme Is Eggless Egg Salad anything like this? studentwww.fullcoll.edu/vrest/01.jpg #

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