vovat | Twitterpated

07:02 @3x1minus1 Well, I can see how people might not have realized that was a joke. Wait, no, I really can't. #
08:21 Why do girls who like John Linnell insist on hating his wife, while the same doesn't hold true for Flans girls? #
13:54 @3x1minus1 True, but not knowing someone isn't really a good reason to hate them. #
13:56 @3x1minus1 Yes. That's how I ended up with eighteen sofas. :P #
14:02 @colleenanne Is tasteful body jewelry available in the same place as clean coal? :P (Nah, I'm just kidding.) #
14:04 It took three tries for me to get that last reply right. I originally wrote "tasty body jewelry." #
14:04 I would imagine that tasty body jewelry goes well with candy necklaces and edible underwear. #
14:05 @eehouls But would you mind looking like a puissant when you got up in the morning? (And I seriously doubt you really look like a pug.) #
14:06 The cat apparently wanted me to tweet "-4." No, I don't get it either, but she typed it. #
14:07 @pshumate With $5 million, I think I'd buy some exotic art, like a Picasso or a Garfunkel. Except I'd do it five times over. #