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You know, the problem with having ironic interests is that you have to wonder whether people think you like these things un-ironically. Today, I checked out Bill O'Reilly's Culture Warrior from the library, and I hope the librarian didn't think that I actually like him. Not that it's a big deal or anything, but still. You may recall that I didn't think The O'Reilly Factor for Kids was that bad, aside from his awkward attempts to speak to kids in their own language. With Culture Warrior, though, I've only read the introduction and the first chapter, and there are already about a zillion crazy things I want to comment on.

In the introduction, Bill introduces "the vicious culture war that is currently under way in the United States of America," and then goes on to talk about how he had a bunch of ancestors who were Irish warriors. (He doesn't specify whether CĂșchulainn was one of them.) He later says that he'll "try to avoid cheap shots and vindictiveness," admitting that he'll sometimes "make an example of a smear merchant to demonstrate a point." He's apparently had several such points to demonstrate in the first chapter alone, since he mentions how Air America is "shrill, pitiful, and hateful" (pot calling the kettle black, anyone?), incorporates some pro-communist comments from the leader of the ACLU, and discusses how George Soros was convicted of insider trading.

Part 1 of the book begins with a fake State of the Union address from the future (although I guess that's redundant, since I assume Bill doesn't have access to a time machine), given by secular-progressive straw man (or, more accurately, straw WOMAN) President Gloria Hernandez. Hmm, a villain with a Hispanic name from someone who's always complaining about illegal immigrants. Coincidence? Anyway, what's crazy is that I actually agree with a lot of what this straw woman says, aside from a few ridiculous things that I don't think anyone actually believes (like that public school students should have total freedom to choose their own curricula). Come on, if you're going to create a secular straw man, learn from the master! Have your character turn out to be a demon wearing a mask, or have them punch evangelists for no reason, or scream at elementary school students who are misguided about science.

And now, on to the first chapter. As might be expected, O'Reilly attacks the ACLU, saying that "they seek to impose their worldview on America--not by the popular vote, which is the way it is supposed to be done in a democracy, but by 'gaming' the legal system." Later, he talks about how slavery was a blight on the country's record. But slavery wasn't ended by the popular vote, was it? And it was those darned activist judges who decided that segregated schools were unconstitutional. So it was okay for them to extend civil rights to blacks, but not to gays?

Another attack on the ACLU involves their defending NAMBLA pro bono in a case where a rapist and murderer claimed to have been encouraged by material from NAMBLA, which he found on a library computer. O'Reilly writes, "Think about it. What if Jeffrey Curley [the victim] had been your child?" But doesn't that argument work both ways? What if one of the murderer/rapists had been your child? Why do people who use this argument from emotion never extend it to that possibility? Besides, there's a reason why our legal system is supposed to be impartial, and NOT based completely on emotional reactions. Yes, I'd be really pissed off if Curley had been my child. In fact, I'm pissed off about it anyway, and I don't even know him. But NAMBLA, as profoundly awful a group as it is, still deserves fair legal representation. If we don't extend those rights to people we disagree with, who's to say they'll be there for us?

After a long spiel about the left-leaning media, and the identification of Joe Lieberman as a "liberal traditionalist" (although I'm not sure what universe it is in which he would be considered "liberal"; I have no clue why Gore chose him for a running mate), Bill gets back to the ACLU, and sarcastically says that the organization is "wrapping itself in the flag and defending the rights of the 'folks.' Unless, of course, the folks are Christian, Boy Scouts, parents who want to know if their underage daughters are having abortions, or concerned Americans who want sexual predators who hurt children held accountable." Um, I don't know all the details, but I'm pretty sure the ACLU has defended persecuted Christians. He also invites the head of the ACLU to "come on the program anytime to set me straight," a favorite offer of O'Reilly's. Of course, the whole thing would be stacked against him, but hey. I know I'd do terribly on The O'Reilly Factor, even if I had done shitloads of research and had well-thought-out opinions. I'm easily flustered and not good at thinking on my feet (or even in a chair), and would probably come off as an idiot. Even a more even-handed debate doesn't actually show who's right, just who's better at selling their arguments.

O'Reilly then complains about the socialist beliefs of George Lakoff, writing, "His vision is that first and foremost, a central government should make sure we all have fulfilling lives. Talk about a nanny state! No, this is worse, much worse--this is a Dr. Phil state!...What Lakoff wants to do is set up an enormous central government that provides...cradle-to-grave security and entitlements to 300 million people." I'm sure it's true that this isn't really feasible, but O'Reilly implies that even the IDEA of the government owing its citizens a decent living is absurd. He quotes an Atlanta Journal-Constitution article that claims that the gains of the rich are "not due entirely to their own talent and effort, as many would have us believe." Bill calls this "standard-issue communist thought," despite the fact that what he quotes of the article says nothing about income redistribution.

Okay, I guess that's enough for one post. I'm sure I'll be tempted to write about stuff in later chapters as well, but I'll spare you (unless someone actually WANTS to see me rant about the book as I read it, but I highly doubt that), although I'll probably have a review of the book in general once I've finished with it.

Date: 2008-08-06 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonxbait.livejournal.com
Anyway, what's crazy is that I actually agree with a lot of what this straw woman says, aside from a few ridiculous things that I don't think anyone actually believes (like that public school students should have total freedom to choose their own curricula)

Heh- My sister unschools my nephew, and is considering sending him here if a spot opens up. I would say there is a fairly good chance that we will send our yet unborn children here if it seems a good fit for them and they want to go. So some crazy liberals do believe in a good bit of freedom for children- although neither myself nor my sister are big fans of public schools, so I guess the argument doesn't totally hold up :-P

Date: 2008-08-07 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
I think offering kids SOME freedom isn't a bad idea, but there are certain things they should learn whether or not they want to. I mean, if your kid has no interest in math and refuses to learn their times tables, that could create some difficulties later in life.

Public schools have a lot of problems, and I can't say I got along very well in that kind of environment. There are too many bad things that teachers and administrators tend to ignore (bullying, for example), while calling attention to more minor ones. Still, I think it's a good idea, and really the only feasible option for many parents.

Date: 2008-08-07 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonxbait.livejournal.com
Well- the unschoolers argue that if a kid really needs to learn something they will, and if they don't then it wasn't that important to begin with. My nephew did teach himself basic math (by playing with a calculator a lot, actually) and rudimentary reading (so he could play some sort of card or video game). Most people don't have a pressing need to really learn advanced math or literary deconstructionism though- it's nice to be culturally literate but I honestly have forgotten the vast majority of what was covered in high school by this point anyhow. As far as public schools go- they are somewhat of a necessary evil, I agree, but I think the way they are set up does a great disservice to a lot of the kids they are supposed to be helping.

Date: 2008-08-10 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Well- the unschoolers argue that if a kid really needs to learn something they will, and if they don't then it wasn't that important to begin with.

I don't know. I get the impression that some kids would never learn reading and math if they weren't forced to. (I wasn't one of these kids, though.)

Date: 2008-08-06 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slfcllednowhere.livejournal.com
You know, the problem with having ironic interests is that you have to wonder whether people think you like these things un-ironically.

Haha I get seriously worried about that too. When I buy/rent things like that I'll usually make a point of telling the checkout people that I don't actually like it. I do the same thing with CDs I buy for Lala. "I don't really want a Korn album! I'm buying it to trade! Really!"

And I think ranting about BillO is amusing, FWIW.

Date: 2008-08-07 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
And I think ranting about BillO is amusing, FWIW.

Thanks. I think I'll keep going with it, then.

What's Lala, by the way?

Date: 2008-08-07 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slfcllednowhere.livejournal.com
Lala is this really cool site where you list CDs you don't want and it finds people for you to send them to and then other people send you ones from your list of ones you want. It's basically free, they just charge you a dollar per CD you get plus the shipping. Chris and I use it all the time. We've basically pruned out the ones we don't want from our personal collections so now we look for cheap used stuff to list that we think people will want, which is usually bad stuff that I'm embarrassed to buy so I have to explain.

Date: 2008-08-06 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colbyucb.livejournal.com
I think you should go on ranting about it as you read. I've been curious about the book myself, but I think I would be rolling my eyes far too much through it to be able to actually get very far.

Date: 2008-08-07 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's certainly brought a lot of eye-rolling from me (well, figuratively speaking, anyway; I'd need O'Reilly's body language expert to tell me whether my eyes were LITERALLY rolling. :P). But, you know, I enjoy getting worked up over something every once in a while.

Date: 2008-08-06 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] revme.livejournal.com
I like the as-you-read-it rants!

Date: 2008-08-07 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Thanks! Since you're one of four people who said that, I think I'll stick with it.

Date: 2008-08-06 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 1womp.livejournal.com
I agree. With...

1) ...O'Reilly being full of crap, but very good at shoving that crap down someone else's throat (visual intended).

2) ...worrying about reading ironically or contrary to your own beliefs. In high school, I must have scared the crud out of the librarian when I checked Mein Kampf out for weeks (a very tough, redundant read).

3) ...posting as you read. If you can stand it. After a while, I imagine you finally just shouting aloud "You're a freakin' idiot!" like I did when I tried to read his first "now-I'm-famous" book, The O'Reilly Factor.

4) ...the obviousness of the need (and, indeed, statutory requirement) for competent legal representation for any and all defendants, be they Christians or child-killers (oops...I mean accused child-killers).

5) ...your implied, but not overtly stated, belief that the cure for small-mindedness is more reading, not less. By also reading works written by people with whom you imagine you'll greatly disagree, I think people develop opinions more fully, rather than confuse them (as some people believe, both Right and Left). If you can be so easily swayed or befuddled, you haven't been reading enough.

Date: 2008-08-07 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
2) So your high school library actually had Mein Kampf? I couldn't say whether mine did. I'm kind of afraid to read that or anything other really blatant hate literature, although I'll admit I'm kind of interested.

3) I'm inclined to think that's the reaction I'd have if I were ever on his TV show. And to his fans, that would make ME look bad.

5) Yeah, I definitely agree with that.

Date: 2008-08-07 01:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rockinlibrarian.livejournal.com
Um, I don't know all the details, but I'm pretty sure the ACLU has defended persecuted Christians.

My lj-friend [livejournal.com profile] ardentreader, a very devout Eastern-Orthodox Christian, has been keeping us all posted about the case of a friend from her church, a refugee from Egypt who is here fleeing persecution. The government is trying to deport him, and the ACLU is defending his both right and need to stay. And you know when I first heard about it I actually couldn't help thinking, "Well, that's a slap in the face of the people who think the ACLU is anti-Christian."

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