Leftist Public Brain Laundry
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vovatI hereby present you with the Top 100 Stupid Fundamentalist Quotes (link from here). Some are funny, but others are incredibly disturbing. Some of the people quoted were seriously (at least, I THINK they're serious) blaming rape victims and defending pedophilia. How, exactly, are those Christian behaviors? Anyway, here are excerpts from some of the ones that are less psychotic and more just plain wacky.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
Duh, the Sun? What's that?
Well, actually, according to one of the lower quotes, the Sun is only 3000 miles away and 32 miles across, so maybe it really DOESN'T supply energy.
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Wait, so if the majority of people were atheists, we'd all just invite random people over to watch them have sex? Would it be to limited to gay men, or what? :P
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
Okay, this one HAS to be a joke, right?
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
Well, I HAVE heard that Koko is a pervert, so...
The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English.
Come on, does ANYONE who doesn't co-host The View actually believe stuff like this?
The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.
Okay, someone should call a website or journal or something "Leftist Public Brain Laundry." Or maybe not, since it probably wouldn't be funny anymore after a little while. I can at least use it as the title of this post, though.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
Duh, the Sun? What's that?
Well, actually, according to one of the lower quotes, the Sun is only 3000 miles away and 32 miles across, so maybe it really DOESN'T supply energy.
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!
Wait, so if the majority of people were atheists, we'd all just invite random people over to watch them have sex? Would it be to limited to gay men, or what? :P
The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!
Okay, this one HAS to be a joke, right?
Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility. Further more they are naturally lust crazed for human women. Since they are not natural creatures they should be exterminated forthwith as the tools of evil they are.
Well, I HAVE heard that Koko is a pervert, so...
The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English.
Come on, does ANYONE who doesn't co-host The View actually believe stuff like this?
The only thing a kid will learn in an American public school is that homosexuality is good, and America is bad. There is no way, under any considerations, circumstances, or conditions, that my kid will attend one of our leftist public brain laundries.
Okay, someone should call a website or journal or something "Leftist Public Brain Laundry." Or maybe not, since it probably wouldn't be funny anymore after a little while. I can at least use it as the title of this post, though.
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Date: 2008-01-17 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-17 06:40 pm (UTC)(You know, I didn't even notice that typo until you pointed it out.)
ATHEISTS, on the other hand, are apparently a sect of Islam, which totally makes sense. "Yeah, we say we don't believe in God at all, but we actually believe in an even stricter version than Christians do."
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Date: 2008-01-17 05:28 pm (UTC)I've said it before and I'll say it again, no woman has an abortion for fun. Yet anti-abortion people seem to think getting an abortion is like having a spa day.
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Date: 2008-01-17 06:40 pm (UTC)I didn't quite get that either. Maybe the mom promised the two guys that she'd be the only one watching.
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Date: 2008-01-17 08:36 pm (UTC)Binkley!
Date: 2008-01-17 11:36 pm (UTC)Lordy.
Re: Binkley!
Date: 2008-01-18 01:28 am (UTC)Re: Binkley!
Date: 2008-01-18 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-18 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-17 10:18 pm (UTC)I want to know what public school the person from the last quote was talking about. During my time in the city school system, I had a Biology teacher who didn't believe in evolution, band directors who led the band in prayer before football games, bus trips, and meals, and a US history teacher who had us watch Fox News every morning...
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Date: 2008-01-18 12:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-18 12:02 am (UTC)Some are funny, but others are incredibly disturbing.
Yeah. I'm beginning to be more frightened of ignorance than amused by it anymore.
Brainwash, Part 2
Date: 2008-01-18 04:39 pm (UTC)Leftist Public Brain Laundry
Dude, the argument that atheists are amoral is not an argument, it's a slam, and you encourage them by responding to it, don't ya think? Why respond if it doesn't sting?
Declaring in a discussion of whether non-believers are incorrect in their atheism that "they are without morals because morals come from God" is an utter tautology, and not even a subtle one. It's logically invalid, so why not save your typing fingers for answering actual arguments? I'm just saying.
It's the same type of slam-disguised-as-an-argument as the one about how belief in God is like believing in hyper-dimensional ass hamsters. It's just an insult, mostly useless.
Leftist Public Brain Laundry
Shouldn't my brain have come out cleaner, then? :p
Re: Leftist Public Brain Laundry
Date: 2008-01-18 04:56 pm (UTC)Well, considering that this post is at least four degrees removed from the original comment, I doubt I'm encouraging anyone. If a person were making the same argument on an Internet forum in which I participated, though, I'd probably still respond to it. I'm fascinated by how people come up with these ideas, how they manage to hold on to them despite all the evidence to the contrary, and whether they're willing to change their minds if presented with a valid counterargument. In the cases of the "I have faith, I don't need to use my brain!" people, the answer is almost certainly no, but I have to wonder whether some people hold their odd positions simply because they've never been exposed to any other viewpoints.
Admittedly, if this were, say, a philosophy class or a public debate, your point would probably be valid. On an Internet discussion, though, I think the more important matter is whether it's enjoyable, and I do occasionally enjoy reading and responding to things that get my dander up.
Leftist Public Brain Laundry
Shouldn't my brain have come out cleaner, then?
I think some of these fundamentalists might argue that it comes out DIRTIER, since the kids learn about such disgusting things as contraceptives, other religions, and how the freedom to bad-mouth the country is a Constitutional right.