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On the obnoxious morning show that they were playing at work about two weeks ago, they were talking about how so many costumes for little girls these days are (in so many words) slutty. Not having much occasion to look at little girls' costumes, I couldn't say whether that's accurate, but [livejournal.com profile] little_octagon's recent link to this certainly makes it clear that such things really do exist. Even adult female costumes of that sort, while I don't object to them, can get a bit weird. Sure, I can see sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy nurse, and even sexy cop and sexy devil. But despite its popularity over the years, isn't the sexy cat veering at least slightly into bestiality territory? Then there are all those sexy storybook characters, many of whom are supposed to be children. [livejournal.com profile] bethje says she saw sexy Wizard of Oz costumes at a store. So the makers of the MGM movie took great pains (probably literally) to keep Judy Garland's breasts from showing, and now they're turning Dorothy into a sex object.

In terms of kids' costumes, the ones that really bother me are ones that don't really disguise much of your body. I understand these aren't exactly Hollywood-quality costumes, but I still prefer it when you actually look kind of like what you're supposed to. I take particular issue with the costumes like this. Look, Big Bird has an extra head growing out of his neck! Yeah, I understand that putting a full-face mask on a little kid isn't recommended, but it seems like they could have put a little more effort into the outfit. And this is even worse. Poor Jigglypuff has a human child bursting out of his body.

For my part, I mostly wore animal costumes when I was young. I was a panda, a cat (which used the same body as the panda, but with a tail attached), an elephant, and a stegosaurus. I later used the elephant costume, with some alterations, to dress up as Kabumpo for two Oz Conventions. More recently, I've dressed as a knight, a pirate, and a doctor. I'm pretty sure I won't be dressing up this year, as it looks like I'll be working on Halloween night. Besides, there aren't really as many occasions for adults to be seen in Halloween costumes, unless you're the kind of person who gets invited to parties, which I most assuredly am not.

Date: 2007-10-18 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenhime.livejournal.com
My mom didn't believe in buying packaged costumes, so all my Halloween costumes were homemade. One year I was a starfish, which involved large pieces of cardboard that I painted with tempera. My favorite was the panda costume my mom made for me -- full body with a character head and all. I don't understand buying costumes. I much prefer seeing the kids show up in something they made themselves or that their parents made for/with them.

Date: 2007-10-18 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Yeah, my mom made costumes for me, too. I wonder if your mom used the same pattern for the panda suit that mine did.

Big Bird Deluxe Plush Vest Toddler/Child Costume

Date: 2007-10-18 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bec-87rb.livejournal.com
Looks like the kid should be out on the sidewalk handing out coupons to Pollo Loco.
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Or maybe getting into a fist fight with Peter Griffin.
From: [identity profile] bec-87rb.livejournal.com
Mm, yeah. Although, any occasion is good for a punch up in Quahog.

Date: 2007-10-18 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travspence.livejournal.com
But despite its popularity over the years, isn't the sexy cat veering at least slightly into bestiality territory?

I think you are talking about Furries.

Date: 2007-10-18 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
Didn't sexy animal costumes predate the whole Furry thing, though? Or is there a whole long history to Furries that I don't know about (and, quite frankly, don't really want to)?

Date: 2007-10-18 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travspence.livejournal.com
To learn more about the history of Furries, visit your local public library or any of the thousands of online Furry communities.

Date: 2007-10-18 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bethje.livejournal.com
http://www.wizardofozcostumes.com/sexy_wizard_of_oz_costumes.html

See that? The store I saw them at didn't have all of those, but I know their sexy lion did have those rad furry legwarmers.

'S too bad I'm too fat for any of 'em.

I was a panda, a cat

A sexy cat.

(which used the same body as the panda, but with a tail attached)

Cheap ass

Date: 2007-10-19 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
I notice that there's both a sexy Dorothy and a SUPER sexy Dorothy, the main difference being that Super Sexy leaves the belly exposed.

I was a panda, a cat

A sexy cat.


No, but I WAS a sexosaurus. {g}

The panda costume was totally the opposite of sexy, because everyone knows how hard it is to get them to mate.

Date: 2007-10-18 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] revme.livejournal.com
About cats, I don't know, Sexy Cat-Girls have been around forever. At least they like it in Anime.

I went to a costume store this weekend with friends, and was surprised to find in the women's section, Sexy Evel Knievel. That... kinda blew my mind. Since, well:
a) Evel wasn't really all that sexy, was he?
and
b) Something's kinda funny/weird about ladies dressing up as sexy/slutty versions of dudes.

Although, from what I recall, Evel was pretty damn slutty as is.

Also, I like the Jigglypuff. I am all picturin' it singing, all "jiiigaaalleeee-puu-OH AAAAH OH AHHH CHRIST WHAT IS GOING ON OH MY GOD THIS HURTS SO BAD FUUUUUUUCK!"

Date: 2007-10-19 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vovat.livejournal.com
I look forward to next year's offerings: Sexy Gilbert Gottfried, Sexy Captain Lou Albano, and Sexy Strom Thurmond.

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